Believe it or not- I love the weather- summers in Seattle are hard to beat- and I really don't mind rain. People overall seem nice, lots of things to do etc...and great music/plenty of concerts/festivals.
I'm sorry to say but you are bat sh*t crazy, Mr Daniels. Ashecliffe Hospital is your permanent home.I'm impressed with how long I've been able to stay sane while couped up in this shithole.