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CSPAN might see some good ratings.no way
get some of the meatheads from H&F to run things. That way if they disagree, they can box for it!
The government would be shut down every weekend for maintenance
Every citizen who violated there "rules" would receive infractions and warnings, once someone received 7 or more them, they be deported to Canada.
Any citizen who discusses piracy or illegal downloads would be deported.
There be a lot more, but i don't want to piss off the mods... er government.
It would be the first non smoking theocratic fascistic communistic socialist republic. All travel would be by bicycle. Nobody white would be allowed to serve in office, but would be allowed to commit any hate crime without punishment. All foods except pan seared kobe, gourmet ramen, and 30 course sushi would be outlawed. Guns would be illegal, but shooting someone in self defense would be rewarded equivalent to winning the lottery. The highest paid job in the country would be cashier at mcdonalds. Coffee would be served at a temperature not exceeding 99 degrees. Daily marijuana use would be mandatory.
That's a pretty comprehensive list, but what about immigration? Would visas be paid for in ipods?
That's a pretty comprehensive list, but what about immigration? Would visas be paid for in ipods?
all cell phones have a device installed that tases you in the nuts if you try to take a vertical video
all cell phones have a device installed that tases you in the nuts if you try to take a vertical video
There was a similar thread many moons ago about an ATOT community/city. It was considerably more upbeat.
Moderators/Admins? You mean slave laborers to be presidents?
Well, if you think about it, it's somewhat similar in our current government. Let's face it, public doesn't pay the politician SHIIIT compare to what CEOs of companies make.
No wonder they all work for Corps......
I picture it like this:
- All cookware will be banned in favor of cast iron pans
- TV will be outlawed because nobody watches it
- Death squads for movie producers that fail to entertain us
- Segregation between those with beans in their chili and those without
Did I miss any?
There was a similar thread many moons ago about an ATOT community/city. It was considerably more upbeat.