What if your co-worker was a former porn star...

[Ns1]

So when she googles her own porn name, this thread will show up.

You dun goofed, OP.

hahahahahahahah :thumbsup:

 

[BeeBoop]

This is what she looks like with cloths on you pervs.

 

[OBLAMA2009]

Cause mine is, I never mentioned it. I am wondering if I should. I actual was going to ask her out, but she was dating some dude. I just recently found out she used to be in porn...

you should use that info to blackmail her into giving you tang in the office supplies closet. tell her if she doesnt youre gonna tell the boss and shell lose her job. well, if shes hot

 

[alkemyst]

photographic memory

doubt it. At least you have Google helping you.

 

[alkemyst]

you should use that info to blackmail her into giving you tang in the office supplies closet. tell her if she doesnt youre gonna tell the boss and shell lose her job. well, if shes hot

You should be banned.

 

[LagunaX]

A selfie of U2 is needed for this thread.

This thread is bucket list material.

 

[Rakehellion]

What if your co-worker was a former porn star...

Wouldn't care at all.

 

[Destiny]

So when she googles her own porn name, this thread will show up.

You dun goofed, OP.

As more people post in this thread... the higher it will reach in Google Search rankings...

She is going to know its you OP! D:

 

[dabuddha]

So when she googles her own porn name, this thread will show up.

You dun goofed, OP.

holy crap didn't think of that hahahahahaha

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Are you and her involved in real estate? That industry seems to attract an unusual amount of porn girls after they retire from performing.

 

[Fritzo]

As more people post in this thread... the higher it will reach in Google Search rankings...

She is going to know its you OP! D:

You mean the more people that mention Sensi Pearl, the higher Sensi Pearl will appear in the Google Sensi Pearl Rankings? I wonder if Sensi Pearl is a unique enough name that if someone Googled Sensi Pearl they would find this thread about Sensi Pearl.

Also, Sensi Pearl.

 

[manimal]

lets cross post on reddit for him.


/sensi pearl

sensi pearl


sensi pearl

 

[highland145]

Sensi Pearl

 

[Aharami]

might work to his advantage since he's said numerous times how sweet he thinks she is


Sensi Pearl

 

[roguerower]

So this thread is about a porn star named Sensi Pearl? What kind of name is Sensi Pearl?

That said...OP, if you actually do work with said porn actress Sensi Pearl and you are interested in dating her, strike up one of these oh so common non-porn based conversations and ask her out. What do you to lose?

Other than the chance to bang the porn actress Sensi Pearl.

 

[Printer Bandit]

Sensi Pearl
Cassie Nelson
Sensi Pearl
Cassie Nelson
Sensi Pearl
Cassie Nelson

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Sensi Pearl
Cassie Nelson
Sensi Pearl
Cassie Nelson
Sensi Pearl
Cassie Nelson

Sensi Pearl
Cassie Nelson
Sensi Pearl
Cassie Nelson
Sensi Pearl
Cassie Nelson

 

[momeNt]

All he has to do is be the second person to ask her out from his office, if she googles her name and sees this thread, she will assume that person is the creep. If she reads this thread and sees my post, I dunno then lol. OP dun goofed.

 

[_Rick_]

He should just tell her how good she looks, and that she should totally be a model.

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[_Rick_]

Tell her you are famous on the internet, show her your ATOT beard thread, then ask if she has any internet fame.

But this also works!

 

[KlokWyze]

She's really hot, but her having been in that line of work would always haunt you if you tried to date her. Imagine being out @ dinner and other tables pointing, sideways glances, awkwardness, creeps staring, etc. The porn industry is pure shadiness. I would just leave it alone. That's what she's trying to do.

 

[Slew Foot]

She's really hot, but her having been in that line of work would always haunt you if you tried to date her. Imagine being out @ dinner and other tables pointing, sideways glances, awkwardness, creeps staring, etc. The porn industry is pure shadiness. I would just leave it alone. That's what she's trying to do.

Lol, so what would you do if you took Sensi Pearl out to dinner, and some creepy fat 45 year old virgin, walked over and said, "Hello, are you Cassie Nelson, I mean, Sensi Pearl? I jerk off to you, can I take a picture?" And then after that, some black bodybuilder walks by and says, "Hey are you Sensi Pearl? Remember me? I once jammed my footlong rod into you, whats this little guy got?" And then after that, some scraggly homeless guy walks by and says, "Hey, I sold Cassie Nelson a bunch of cocaine that was supposed to be paid for by Sensi Pearl. You going to pay up?"

Talk about awkward.

 

[manimal]

Sensi Pearl

Sensi Pearl
Cassie Nelson
Sensi Pearl
Cassie Nelson
Sensi Pearl
Cassie Nelson

Sensi Pearl
Cassie Nelson
Sensi Pearl
Cassie Nelson
Sensi Pearl
Cassie Nelson

lemon party to bring in some wackos

 

[Fritzo]

She's really hot, but her having been in that line of work would always haunt you if you tried to date her. Imagine being out @ dinner and other tables pointing, sideways glances, awkwardness, creeps staring, etc. The porn industry is pure shadiness. I would just leave it alone. That's what she's trying to do.

"You want to go out this Tuesday?"

"I have to work on Tuesday, how about Wednesday?"

"Ew...how about Monday?"

 

[highland145]

lemon party to bring in some wackos

D: