What if your co-worker was a former porn star...

[yllus]

Considering she has her real name on a Twitter account that states she was a porn star, I doubt she cares. Still wouldn't out her at work; that's not your place to do.

 

[blankslate]

might work to his advantage since he's said numerous times how sweet he thinks she is


Sensi Pearl

Next she'll be asking him "Didn't I overhear you telling another person about reading hardware reviews on some website before buying electronics... Anand---something."

while holding something that can be used as a bludgeon.


...

 

[chimaxi83]

"You want to go out this Tuesday?"

"I have to work on Tuesday, how about Wednesday?"

"Ew...how about Monday?"

Lmao nice

 

[dank69]

lemon party to bring in some wackos

Sensi Pearl Cassie Nelson Blue Waffles Shitting Dick Nipples

 

[_Rick_]

Next she'll be asking him "Didn't I overhear you telling another person about reading hardware reviews on some website before buying electronics... Anand---something."

while holding something that can be used as a bludgeon.


...

It's a big purple dildo, isn't it?!

Just admit it already!

 

[manimal]

https://www.google.com/search?q=cas...on+lemon+party&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official

 

[WackyDan]

Sensi Pearl

Cursory search...

Cute
Redhead *Most of the time
Petite
Looks like she likes girl on girl sometimes.
Not enough evidence, but she may like her bunghole tongued.

Here is the deal breaker.

No anal found. None.

 

[Ns1]

cursory search...

Cute
redhead *most of the time
petite
looks like she likes girl on girl sometimes.
Not enough evidence, but she may like her bunghole tongued.

Here is the deal breaker.

No anal found. None.

:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

 

[JulesMaximus]

You mean the more people that mention Sensi Pearl, the higher Sensi Pearl will appear in the Google Sensi Pearl Rankings? I wonder if Sensi Pearl is a unique enough name that if someone Googled Sensi Pearl they would find this thread about Sensi Pearl.

Also, Sensi Pearl.

I found it amusing that when you google image search Sensi Pearl about half the results for Sensi Pearl are images of weed.

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[Imp]

https://www.google.com/search?q=cas...on+lemon+party&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official

.... lol

 

[highland145]

https://www.google.com/search?q=cas...on+lemon+party&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official

 

[Fritzo]

She knows how to handle a stick.

LOL! We're almost there!

https://www.google.com/search?q=cas...elson+TheSiege&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official

 

[BeeBoop]

LOL! We're almost there!

https://www.google.com/search?q=cas...elson+TheSiege&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official

How can you guys tell if it's actually moving up in the search engine? When I click the link that everyone's posting, it's searching for "cassie nelson TheSiege" and not "Sensi Pearl". Am I missing something?



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[Fanatical Meat]

Come on stop cock blocking the poor guy

 

[PlasmaBomb]

You mean the more people that mention Sensi Pearl, the higher Sensi Pearl will appear in the Google Sensi Pearl Rankings? I wonder if Sensi Pearl is a unique enough name that if someone Googled Sensi Pearl they would find this thread about Sensi Pearl.

Also, Sensi Pearl.

Not even on the first ten pages of Sensi Pearl... however Sensi Pearl co-worker - top result.

 

[marvdmartian]

Cause guys randomly bring up Disney... around her... without knowing...

If you're interested in her, act like you do not know. That you do not care. Go on some dates, get to know her... get her close and comfortable. Don't use this to scare her off.

Then, if and when she decides to bring it up with you, just say, "I know. It wasn't a big deal to me, but I'm glad you told me." :thumbsup:

 

[Printer Bandit]

OP is probably using his google hacking skills to lower the pagerank results.

 

[chimaxi83]

We have someone who works for Google among us. Let's enlist his help in getting this thread to the top!

 

[_Rick_]

I hear the romantic way of chatting someone up is to get their name trending on twitter, these days.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Not one damn picture of a female in this thread. Someone needs to report this as being bogus. Was she an actual performer and just a fluffer?

 

[SP33Demon]

This is what she looks like with cloths on you pervs.

Wow, she even put her personal email there. Someone email her and ask her out for the OP since he's too chickenshit to do it.

 

[DownTheSky]

She's got a huge dick fetish. Bring a huge 10" dildo to work. Be sure it's thick.

When she notices it, say it's for kicks. Play around with it, you bought it to make a prank on a friend but it so fucking funny you had to take it with you out of the car. Watch how things develop. :evil

Joke around and mention deepthroating. Bring a thin one next time - boy she can deepthroat!

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Considering she has her real name on a Twitter account that states she was a porn star, I doubt she cares. Still wouldn't out her at work; that's not your place to do.

Yeah, she probably isn't the sharpest tool in the shed for doing that.

 

[roguerower]

Damn...she is flexible.

 

[_Rick_]

Wow, she even put her personal email there. Someone email her and ask her out for the OP since he's too chickenshit to do it.

Dear Cassie,

One of your coworkers got the hots for you, but is scared to talk to girls.
You best make a move, and play that little bitch!

Oh, he's also been obsessively watching your films. I hope that maybe the real thing can cure him of this addiction.

All the best,

A "friend"