what is it with women and putting the toilet seat down? is this something they are incapable of?

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: CanOWorms
I pee in the sink or shower, so I don't have to worry about the toilet seat. Sometimes I keep a cup made from a coconut in the bathroom that I just pee in and dump it out after it fills. It's very handy. The Qualzan tribe in the Amazon use this method.

:roll:

:laugh:MAO

<--Invites CanOWorms over to use the bathroom at NFS4's house.

AHAHA

 

[VIAN]

YOu know how some toilets have the toilet seat and a cover. If the woman bothers me about it, I put both down to give the btch work. It makes no sense to put the toilet seat down. Because in fact it would be quicker and waste less energy if one would leave it the way the last person used it. For instance, if the woman ain't home, why put the toilet seat down if you might have to use it again. Women are just lazy as hell and need to learn some freakin respect and stop being spoiled btches.

 

[Conaway]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

Originally posted by: lizardth
It is polite to put it down. So you can 1. put it down or 2. listen to every woman complain to you about it for the rest of your life. You decide.

who's rule is that??

i put the seat up, so they can put it down. what do they expect? they don't want me to put it up? i think it's better if i do.

haha, so so true.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Legendary
Despite the equality they want, they still want us to think about them before ourselves.
/flame on.

QFT, It is hypocritical.

I would rather have the girl appreciative of the gesture without expecting it, which isn't usually the case.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: VIAN
YOu know how some toilets have the toilet seat and a cover. If the woman bothers me about it, I put both down to give the btch work. It makes no sense to put the toilet seat down. Because in fact it would be quicker and waste less energy if one would leave it the way the last person used it. For instance, if the woman ain't home, why put the toilet seat down if you might have to use it again. Women are just lazy as hell and need to learn some freakin respect and stop being spoiled btches.

hey, we have a "new culture" here.
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1714465&enterthread=y

you don't fit it. kindly gtfo.

 

[Baked]

Hey dumb ass, do you take a sh1t standing up?

 

[Conaway]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
Women are evil.

...and i can prove it... algebraically.

ok, so we all know that women take up our time and our money. so we start off by saying ->
women = time x money.
we also know that time is money. so, we say -> time = money
lastly we know that money is the root of all evil. we can say this by the equivilant -> money = sqroot(evil)

now we can derive our equation:

we say -> women = money^2
and evil is money so,
women = sqroot(evil^2)
this is how we come to the derivation, WOMEN = EVIL


and there you have it, proof that women are in fact evil. from the garden of eden till now, they have been f-ing us over and over and over and over again.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Baked
Hey dumb ass, do you take a sh1t standing up?

do you?

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Baked
Hey dumb ass, do you take a sh1t standing up?

do you?

Wanna come over and find out?

Ps. The post's directed at the OP in case you're wondering.

 

[HBalzer]

Originally posted by: Baked
Hey dumb ass, do you take a sh1t standing up?

When i'm in the woods

 

[DougK62]

I always keep the lid down on the toilet in my house. I don't want to be staring into a toilet whenever I walk into the bathroom, and I also have a habit of dropping things.

My mother is the only woman that's EVER been in my house that puts the lid down when she's done.

 

[HBalzer]

My next house will have a urinal.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
what gives with this. my wife never gives me sh1t about it at home, but at work, some women are always complaining about it. "ahhhh, sheeeeiit" you hear, then she walks out, "all right, who left the toilet seat up"?

"I did you b1tch, are the one stupid enough not to put it down before sitting?"

seriously tho, what gives here?

If women can forget to put the seat down before squatting then I think the men should be able to forget to put the seat up before pissing all over it.

If I need to take a dump, I don't stand there and b1tch at myself for leaving the seat up. I *gasp* LOOK before I sit my bare ass on an instrument of defilement and adjust the seat accordingly.

My wife and I have a "fun" relationship. We prove most points to one another through actions. It makes life interesting. Anyway, she complained about the seat being up one time. I promised her that it wouldn't be a problem again... so I stopped lifting the seat. When she got tired of sitting in urine, she discovered that an alternative solution existed: women, too, are capable of altering the seat's position. She gave me the finger, and we moved on with life. I lift the seat up to piss, she puts it down to piss. It's a real neat system.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: silverpig
Ask them if they just throw their car in reverse and hit the gas without looking behind them too.

Why ask when you already know the answer.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
what gives with this. my wife never gives me sh1t about it at home, but at work, some women are always complaining about it. "ahhhh, sheeeeiit" you hear, then she walks out, "all right, who left the toilet seat up"?

"I did you b1tch, are the one stupid enough not to put it down before sitting?"

seriously tho, what gives here?

If women can forget to put the seat down before squatting then I think the men should be able to forget to put the seat up before pissing all over it.

If I need to take a dump, I don't stand there and b1tch at myself for leaving the seat up. I *gasp* LOOK before I sit my bare ass on an instrument of defilement and adjust the seat accordingly.

My wife and I have a "fun" relationship. We prove most points to one another through actions. It makes life interesting. Anyway, she complained about the seat being up one time. I promised her that it wouldn't be a problem again... so I stopped lifting the seat. When she got tired of sitting in urine, she discovered that an alternative solution existed: women, too, are capable of altering the seat's position. She gave me the finger, and we moved on with life. I lift the seat up to piss, she puts it down to piss. It's a real neat system.

OMG

That is great! :thumbsup: Your wife sounds cool. Does she have a younger, hotter sister?

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Legendary
Despite the equality they want, they still want us to think about them before ourselves.
/flame on.

it's just common courtesy.

Then YOU leave the seat up for me when YOU'RE done...

There's your two-way street.

(And don't tell me I need the seat down once in awhile too... unlike you, I'm perfectly capable of performing the action should the need arise)

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: MX2times
1)Common courtesy
2)We dont want to look at the piss all over the toilet itself that you boys have left from your dribbles
3)Toilet seat down is the default position, you should return it to default

1) So by common courtesy you should put the toilet seat UP when your done in case a guy comes in to take a number 1 after you are done.

no, she didn't actually MEAN common courtesy, she meant slavish devotion to her needs.

FTW

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Legendary
Despite the equality they want, they still want us to think about them before ourselves.
/flame on.

it's just common courtesy.

how is it a COMMON courtesy? Common would dictate that it goes both ways, I put the toilet seat down for you, you put it up for me. but that's NOT what women want so don't pretend.

chivalry has went down the toidy

You wanted equality, you got it.

FFS, pick which one you want. We're obviously flexible.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
what gives with this. my wife never gives me sh1t about it at home, but at work, some women are always complaining about it. "ahhhh, sheeeeiit" you hear, then she walks out, "all right, who left the toilet seat up"?

"I did you b1tch, are the one stupid enough not to put it down before sitting?"

seriously tho, what gives here?

If women can forget to put the seat down before squatting then I think the men should be able to forget to put the seat up before pissing all over it.

If I need to take a dump, I don't stand there and b1tch at myself for leaving the seat up. I *gasp* LOOK before I sit my bare ass on an instrument of defilement and adjust the seat accordingly.

My wife and I have a "fun" relationship. We prove most points to one another through actions. It makes life interesting. Anyway, she complained about the seat being up one time. I promised her that it wouldn't be a problem again... so I stopped lifting the seat. When she got tired of sitting in urine, she discovered that an alternative solution existed: women, too, are capable of altering the seat's position. She gave me the finger, and we moved on with life. I lift the seat up to piss, she puts it down to piss. It's a real neat system.

/thread :thumbsup::laugh:

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Legendary
Despite the equality they want, they still want us to think about them before ourselves.
/flame on.

it's just common courtesy.

how is it a COMMON courtesy? Common would dictate that it goes both ways, I put the toilet seat down for you, you put it up for me. but that's NOT what women want so don't pretend.

chivalry has went down the toidy

You wanted equality, you got it.

FFS, pick which one you want. We're obviously flexible.

DING DING DING FTW

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: DaShen

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
what gives with this. my wife never gives me sh1t about it at home, but at work, some women are always complaining about it. "ahhhh, sheeeeiit" you hear, then she walks out, "all right, who left the toilet seat up"?

"I did you b1tch, are the one stupid enough not to put it down before sitting?"

seriously tho, what gives here?

If women can forget to put the seat down before squatting then I think the men should be able to forget to put the seat up before pissing all over it.

If I need to take a dump, I don't stand there and b1tch at myself for leaving the seat up. I *gasp* LOOK before I sit my bare ass on an instrument of defilement and adjust the seat accordingly.

My wife and I have a "fun" relationship. We prove most points to one another through actions. It makes life interesting. Anyway, she complained about the seat being up one time. I promised her that it wouldn't be a problem again... so I stopped lifting the seat. When she got tired of sitting in urine, she discovered that an alternative solution existed: women, too, are capable of altering the seat's position. She gave me the finger, and we moved on with life. I lift the seat up to piss, she puts it down to piss. It's a real neat system.

OMG

That is great! :thumbsup: Your wife sounds cool. Does she have a younger, hotter sister?

We're lucky in that we share virtually the same opinion on all the "hot" topics, so we don't fight about them, but we differ on the small stuff, which keeps things interesting. We also have very similar personalities and we're pretty good at keeping each other on our toes.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Legendary
Despite the equality they want, they still want us to think about them before ourselves.
/flame on.

it's just common courtesy.

Then YOU leave the seat up for me when YOU'RE done...

There's your two-way street.

(And don't tell me I need the seat down once in awhile too... unlike you, I'm perfectly capable of performing the action should the need arise)

how about a nice cup of stfu?

i have never asked a guy to put the seat down thank you.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Legendary
Despite the equality they want, they still want us to think about them before ourselves.
/flame on.

it's just common courtesy.

Then YOU leave the seat up for me when YOU'RE done...

There's your two-way street.

(And don't tell me I need the seat down once in awhile too... unlike you, I'm perfectly capable of performing the action should the need arise)

how about a nice cup of stfu?

i have never asked a guy to put the seat down thank you.

Look, princess: Common courtesy is a two-way street. If you want guys to leave it down as a common courtesy, there's no reason why they can't expect the same from you in return.

So the next time you feel the need to whine about a toilet seat being up, whether in person or on the Internet, how about you take a big gulp from that cup of stfu.

And I don't care if you've actually ASKED someone to do it... you said above that it was just "common courtesy", and that's what I was responding to.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Legendary
Despite the equality they want, they still want us to think about them before ourselves.
/flame on.

it's just common courtesy.

Then YOU leave the seat up for me when YOU'RE done...

There's your two-way street.

(And don't tell me I need the seat down once in awhile too... unlike you, I'm perfectly capable of performing the action should the need arise)

how about a nice cup of stfu?

i have never asked a guy to put the seat down thank you.

Look, princess: Common courtesy is a two-way street. If you want guys to leave it down as a common courtesy, there's no reason why they can't expect the same from you in return.

So the next time you feel the need to whine about a toilet seat being up, whether in person or on the Internet, how about you take a big gulp from that cup of stfu.

And I don't care if you've actually ASKED someone to do it... you said above that it was just "common courtesy", and that's what I was responding to.

rant-rant-rant

go make me a sammich

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
rant-rant-rant

go make me a sammich

What a well-thought and clever retort!