what is it with women and putting the toilet seat down? is this something they are incapable of?

[KoolDrew]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
Women are evil.

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: eakers
because there is nothing like stumbling to the toilet at 3am and getting a butt full of gross toilet water.

sorry, but if you don't check what you're sitting down on before you sit on it, you deserve what you get on/up/in your butt

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: geno

Originally posted by: eakers
because there is nothing like stumbling to the toilet at 3am and getting a butt full of gross toilet water.

sorry, but if you don't check what you're sitting down on before you sit on it, you deserve what you get on/up/in your butt

*puts a tac on geno's chair*

 

[sixone]

I'd laugh if it wasn't so pathetically ridiculous. Why do we have moveable seats anyway? Because so many of you can't hit what you're aiming at.

If this is the worst thing you have to complain about, you need to get a real life.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: geno

Originally posted by: eakers
because there is nothing like stumbling to the toilet at 3am and getting a butt full of gross toilet water.

sorry, but if you don't check what you're sitting down on before you sit on it, you deserve what you get on/up/in your butt

*puts a tac on geno's chair*

*puts a tic-tac on moshquerade's chair*

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: sixone
I'd laugh if it wasn't so pathetically ridiculous. Why do we have moveable seats anyway? Because so many of you can't hit what you're aiming at.

If this is the worst thing you have to complain about, you need to get a real life.

"this" referring to the women who complain about the seat being up, or the men who are tired of hearing about it?

 

[PingSpike]

This thread is hilarious. Brown crayon.

But this issue that is at hand is the principle of the thing. Women are equals. And equals need to carry their own weight...not expect other people to help them use a toilet. Last time I've checked, most of you have arms. Extend those arms and lower those seats. I assure you, you are capable of doing it.

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

Don't raise it in the first place, aim well.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: ArmchairAthlete
Don't raise it in the first place, aim well.

now there's a whole new can o' worms

 

[shud]

I hate automatic flushers on toilets. The damn things are aimed at your head when you sit down. If you bend over to grab a newspaper or something it will flush. It will flush if you shift to wipe. Fck.

 

[PingSpike]

Yeah auto flushers do suck. Automatic faucets are worse. You stick your hands under, it takes to long to start...then it just abruptly shuts off. Then you do it again and the same thing happens.

Blow dryers instead of paper towels. Blow dryers are useless unless I have 5 hours to dry my hands. They should just rip all those out to save electricity and replace them with a sign that says "Please wipe hands on your pants." Because thats what you do anyway.

 

[rickn]

I guess cuz they don't like sitting on a cold toilet bowl. Women go to the pot at night and don't turn on any lights, they probably get a big surprise when they are half asleep and sit down on a freezing toilet bowl, hehe

 

[oddyager]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Automatic faucets are worse. You stick your hands under, it takes to long to start...then it just abruptly shuts off. Then you do it again and the same thing happens..

I have many pet peeves. This is one of them!

 

[CalvinHobbs]

Originally posted by: DaWhim
just pee all over it when then seat is down next time.

:laugh:

 

[Boxxcar]

Originally posted by: webcammie
<girly voice>because the toilet looks cuter when the seat is down. teeheheee
</girly voice>

but seriously though, I DONT LIKE IT WHEN THE SEAT IS UP ALSO! Then again, I have every right to complain since it is my apartment and I pay rent for it. If you use my bathroom, have the courtesy to leave it the way you find it -- which is the toilet seat down. However, sorry to say but when I use a guy's bathroom, I don't bother to leave the toilet seat up when I finish using it. Yeah, us women are evil and it is double standard, but oh well.

You pay rent for your toilet?

 

[Boxxcar]

The only reason women at the work place scream out is because they don't or can't see the toilet seat before sitting down. You see, they're so fat and they cannot turn around inside the stall because of the wall mounted mazagine rack on the left and the extremely large dispenser that holds 5, 280 feet of toilet paper on the right. So they usually end up having to back in to the stall and sit straight down. Sometimes they hit the target and sometimes they don't. Sometimes they end up sitting on the paper seat liner that the last person forget to remove and flush.

 

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
This thread is hilarious. Brown crayon.

But this issue that is at hand is the principle of the thing. Women are equals. And equals need to carry their own weight...not expect other people to help them use a toilet. Last time I've checked, most of you have arms. Extend those arms and lower those seats. I assure you, you are capable of doing it.

Truth.

 

[TeeJay1952]

It is the crapper. You are supposed to close the lid (everyone). If the lid is closed the seat is automaticly in the down position. I have never understood this problem. It has a lid. Close it.

 

[eits]

i'm a guy and i sit down to pee... i've got no problem with it. 1, it's way the hell more comfortable to sit than it is to stand... 2, your hands stay cleaner... 3, your bathroom stays cleaner.... 4, anatomically, more urine empties your bladder/ureters, so you won't have to go to the bathroom as much.

i honestly don't care about the whole stigma about guys HAVING to stand up to pee.... fvck that noise.

however, i only sit down when, a) it's my bathroom, or b) it's a girl's bathroom (a girl whose house i'm at... not the ladies room). anyplace else, i stand up hehe... i know that my bathroom and a girl's bathroom will be clean and wont have piss and pubes all over the seat or something.... not so sure about anyplace else.

 

[kenshorin]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

how is it a COMMON courtesy? Common would dictate that it goes both ways, I put the toilet seat down for you, you put it up for me. but that's NOT what women want so don't pretend.

I have a sign above my toilet that says to put the seat UP when done for that very reason. I mean, its simple - seat is up, you know you ain't gonna get an assfull of piss if you have to #2. Seat's down.... who knows who pissed on the thing?

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: LookingGlass
Most of these replies are from men, and they say women b!tch too much.

LOL.

Worst logic EVER.

WTF do you expect on forums where the girls are outnumbered 30 to 1?? do you honestly expect to get 50/50 reponses from men and women??

:roll:

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: JinLien

Originally posted by: mobobuff
My girlfriend explains it like this...

No, the thing is, men and women each have two bodily functions right?
So that makes four types of variables. And how many require the seat to be down?
3 of the 4. Therefore the seat should be down

Though I still don't see why they have to complain. If the default position is down, that means all of us guys have to put it up, so why should women complain about having to put it down? Why do we have to do BOTH the putting up and putting down? Generally when I'm in someone else's home, I always leave it where I found it. But if women want equal treatment, then they shouldn't expect to always have the seat the way they want it. And there's absolutely NO excuse for accidentally sitting on the rim.

Nothing stops you from squatting on the throne like the rest of the queens/princesses.

I often sit while doing number one because I feel that the urine may splatter into the air when I strike bow from 2 feet up.

Man card. Now.

omg, fvcking cosigned, this sh!t is SAD man, turn that goddamn man card in NOW.

 

[iskim86]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
what gives with this. my wife never gives me sh1t about it at home, but at work, some women are always complaining about it. "ahhhh, sheeeeiit" you hear, then she walks out, "all right, who left the toilet seat up"?

"I did you b1tch, are the one stupid enough not to put it down before sitting?"

seriously tho, what gives here?

they do that because they think they are too superior to touch a "dirty" toilet seat.

truth is, toilet seats are cleaner than hell when they are cleaned in the right manner.

 

[alkemyst]

i just p!ss in my hamper...

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: iskim86

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
what gives with this. my wife never gives me sh1t about it at home, but at work, some women are always complaining about it. "ahhhh, sheeeeiit" you hear, then she walks out, "all right, who left the toilet seat up"?

"I did you b1tch, are the one stupid enough not to put it down before sitting?"

seriously tho, what gives here?

they do that because they think they are too superior to touch a "dirty" toilet seat.

truth is, toilet seats are cleaner than hell when they are cleaned in the right manner.

by definition, what would be dirtier than hell??