what is it with women and putting the toilet seat down? is this something they are incapable of?

[geno]

Originally posted by: Acanthus
If a woman ever bitches at me about the position of the toilet seat, that seats going out the fvckin window.

Have fun squatting.

YES!!!!!!!!

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Legendary
Despite the equality they want, they still want us to think about them before ourselves.
/flame on.

it's just common courtesy.

how is it a COMMON courtesy? Common would dictate that it goes both ways, I put the toilet seat down for you, you put it up for me. but that's NOT what women want so don't pretend.

chivalry has went down the toidy

Chivalry died when women demanded rights. Equal rights, unequal responsibility? That's BS.

Oh yeah, soap works wonders for touching that "pee dribble seat".

 

[GTaudiophile]

Call me ghey, but I think it's disgusting to leave the seats up. When I'm done, I always put both down so you can't see the bowl. I've always done this naturally...was never taught. It's a matter of hygene!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Call me ghey, but I think it's disgusting to leave the seats up. When I'm done, I always put both down so you can't see the bowl. I've always done this naturally...was never taught. It's a matter of hygene!

that's not ghey. that's just being cleanly and not a lazy pig.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Call me ghey, but I think it's disgusting to leave the seats up. When I'm done, I always put both down so you can't see the bowl. I've always done this naturally...was never taught. It's a matter of hygene!

What's disgusting? My toilet is a clean white bowl with blue water (I use those blue tabs that you put in the tank that feature cleanser/clorox)

Notice that the seat AND lid are up

 

[eits]

"hygiene"

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Call me ghey, but I think it's disgusting to leave the seats up. When I'm done, I always put both down so you can't see the bowl. I've always done this naturally...was never taught. It's a matter of hygene!

What's disgusting? My toilet is a clean white bowl with blue water (I use those blue tabs that you put in the tank that feature cleanser/clorox)

Notice that the seat AND lid are up

plunger and extra strength air freshener ftw!

 

[Crescent13]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Call me ghey, but I think it's disgusting to leave the seats up. When I'm done, I always put both down so you can't see the bowl. I've always done this naturally...was never taught. It's a matter of hygene!

What's disgusting? My toilet is a clean white bowl with blue water (I use those blue tabs that you put in the tank that feature cleanser/clorox)

Notice that the seat AND lid are up

plunger and extra strength air freshener ftw!

QFT on mosh's post.

 

[The Pentium Guy]

Err..

...No one commented on the fact that the OP is a guy and the person he's referring to is a Woman?
They wouldn't ... use the same toilet...

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: The Pentium Guy
Err..

...No one commented on the fact that the OP is a guy and the person he's referring to is a Woman?
They wouldn't ... use the same toilet...

Perhaps you didn't read the whole thread? He said that he works for a company with 8 employees, hence they all share a bathroom.

 

[aigomorla]

Honestly i think the one who does the tolet bowl cleaning should decide on the possition of the bowl. and another thing, i think work that takes 1 sec to do is not worth bitching. NOW when she tells you to take the trash out when ur playing a game, thats a completely different story

 

[iskim86]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

Originally posted by: iskim86

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
what gives with this. my wife never gives me sh1t about it at home, but at work, some women are always complaining about it. "ahhhh, sheeeeiit" you hear, then she walks out, "all right, who left the toilet seat up"?

"I did you b1tch, are the one stupid enough not to put it down before sitting?"

seriously tho, what gives here?

they do that because they think they are too superior to touch a "dirty" toilet seat.

truth is, toilet seats are cleaner than hell when they are cleaned in the right manner.

by definition, what would be dirtier than hell??

courtney love's cooch

 

[Mustangrrl]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
Does anyone know how to clean themselves with one square?

You poke a hole in the middle. Run your middle finger up through it, and use your finger to clean out your butt-hole. Make sure you rub it all the way up there.

Then pull the square down around your finger to clean it off.
beloved patriot and Span! :laugh:

Oh, what a great idea! Let me be the first to shake your hand!

Seriously, you guys talking about your girlfriends using an excessive amount of TP would NOT like it if she used "too little," trust me :disgust:

I've never had a problem with any of my boyfriends leaving the seat up, guess I'm lucky.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Call me ghey, but I think it's disgusting to leave the seats up. When I'm done, I always put both down so you can't see the bowl. I've always done this naturally...was never taught. It's a matter of hygene!

What's disgusting? My toilet is a clean white bowl with blue water (I use those blue tabs that you put in the tank that feature cleanser/clorox)

Notice that the seat AND lid are up

plunger and extra strength air freshener ftw!

It's the only way to crap!

 

[alkemyst]

For those of you that have little exp with women, the seat is down because when they are exhausted with the lights out in the middle of the night, they tend to fall in A lot of chicks grew up like this. No sense on changing the laws of physics on them after they change them on you in bed

I leave my seat down, I don't p!ss on it much, even drinking. At night I have missed, you can tell when you do...so I just grab a wad of TP and wipe it down.

I have forgotten a few times, it's a pet peeve with the chicks.

 

[Skipholiday]

Men use sink - problem solved~

 

[LongAce]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
For those of you that have little exp with women, the seat is down because when they are exhausted with the lights out in the middle of the night, they tend to fall in A lot of chicks grew up like this. No sense on changing the laws of physics on them after they change them on you in bed

I leave my seat down, I don't p!ss on it much, even drinking. At night I have missed, you can tell when you do...so I just grab a wad of TP and wipe it down.

I have forgotten a few times, it's a pet peeve with the chicks.

All I see is that they forgot to look b4 the pee and forget to put the seat down. They just want to put blame on someone else and what better then it is to blame a guy. It's always a guys fault to them if they fail in life. I'm not good enough, strong enough, can't carry a ladder to be a fire fighter. That can't true. They just make it too hard so that woman can join. They got to make it easier to be fair. The guys don't want a girl to do their job.

 

[Philippine Mango]

I used to get bitched at all the time not because I left the seat up but because every morning I'd have the "wild spray" and I couldn't control it because I needed to pee really badly afterwards but because I'm so tired, I forgot that it happened and I went back to sleep not realizing the whole seat was wet. This was a problem my sister encountered every time she used the toilet and one I would encounter if I needed to do #2.

Now that shes gone, sadly I'm trying to learn to put the seat up. The other thing is that we always close the lid after use because we do want flying poo particles in the air so even if I were to put up the seat, I'd be putting both down after each use, therefore no problem! If everybody put down the lid after use, then you'd always have to lean over to use it, making everybody work!

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: LongAce
All I see is that they forgot to look b4 the pee and forget to put the seat down. They just want to put blame on someone else and what better then it is to blame a guy. It's always a guys fault to them if they fail in life. I'm not good enough, strong enough, can't carry a ladder to be a fire fighter. That can't true. They just make it too hard so that woman can join. They got to make it easier to be fair. The guys don't want a girl to do their job.

It usually has to do more with them entering a bathroom at midnight and not turning on the light.

When they almost fall in. I haven't been one to have sloppy aim and leave the mess behind.

 

[Svnla]

I used to have a big argument about this <former small workplace with uni sex bathroom>. Women say they want to be treat equal yet they want men to put the toilet seat down for them.

If I don't ask or bitch at them to put the seat up, then they have absolutely NO RIGHT to ask me to put the toilet seat down. That's equal.

I am glad that I am working in a large company now and have separate bathrooms.

BTW, for those of you say the default position is down. That's BS. I didn't see that rule anywhere. Links?

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Svnla
I used to have a big argument about this <former small workplace with uni sex bathroom>. Women say they want to be treat equal yet they want men to put the toilet seat down for them.

If I don't ask or bitch at them to put the seat up, then they have absolutely NO RIGHT to ask me to put the toilet seat down. That's equal.

I am glad that I am working in a large company now and have separate bathrooms.

BTW, for those of you say the default position is down. That's BS. I didn't see that rule anywhere. Links?

I really haven't experienced a chick talking seat position in a workplace.

That's a bit odd. Most chicks claim they only use the restroom to freshen up.

I know mine turned on the sink, tub, flushed and flushed and flushed, coughed and coughed, etc...I don't think females ever p00p.

 

[potato28]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: DaWhim
just pee all over it when then seat is down next time.

:laugh:

 

[montanafan]

Maybe she's just trying to start a conversation with you. See how well it works?

 

[Lifted]

Most of you nerds on here (myself excluded of course) have enough trouble getting then keeping a woman, why make it any harder on yourselves. Just be a gentleman, put the damn seat down, and be happy that you get to enjoy the warm touch of something other than your dirty hand ever once in a while.

 

[lavagirl669]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
Women are evil.

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