what is it with women and putting the toilet seat down? is this something they are incapable of?

[Rubycon]

Wow there's a lot of information in this thread.

I feel as if I've looked at webcams in a dozen people's washrooms!

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: NFS4
Here's another question. Why do you women use so much flippin' toilet paper?????????????????? Whenever my GF stays over, she runs through my toilet paper like Michael Jackson in at a Boy Scout jamboree.

A single roll of toilet paper can last me like 3 weeks. When my gf comes to visit, a single roll lasts like 3 days.

EXACTLY!!! WTF is up with that???????????? I just don't get it. My GF came up on Friday everning. I had half a roll left. Saturday night she went into my closet and put on a new roll.

WTF?

Well...let's see....

I assume that you use toilet paper to whipe your butt after your done a number 2.

Do you also use toilet paper to whipe your penis after you are done a number 1?
If not. That could be a reason. A woman will use toilet paper for both.

lmfao. The thought of you saying the word penis is very funny, Tom.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Legendary
Despite the equality they want, they still want us to think about them before ourselves.
/flame on.

it's just common courtesy.

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Legendary
Despite the equality they want, they still want us to think about them before ourselves.
/flame on.

it's just common courtesy.

So are blowjobs.

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Legendary
Despite the equality they want, they still want us to think about them before ourselves.
/flame on.

it's just common courtesy.

how is it a COMMON courtesy? Common would dictate that it goes both ways, I put the toilet seat down for you, you put it up for me. but that's NOT what women want so don't pretend.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Legendary
Despite the equality they want, they still want us to think about them before ourselves.
/flame on.

it's just common courtesy.

How so? It's common courtesy if you are a guest at a woman's place, but the discussion did not start with that situation.

 

[Ulfwald]

Tell them just be glad that we take the time to raise the toilet seat up so that we don't pee all over it, then when they do sit down they sit in our pee.

Why not yell at them for not putting the toilet seat up?

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: her209
Next time you use the toilet, yell out "Who left the toilet seat down!?"

hahahha

 

[eakers]

Originally posted by: Mojoed

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: eakers
because there is nothing like stumbling to the toilet at 3am and getting a butt full of gross toilet water.

You have two eyes don't you? Use them. Better yet, turn on the flippin' light and watch where you're putting your ass.

Agreed! If I stumble into the bathroom at 3am to drop a deuce, I'm sure as hell gonna check the seat. Honestly, why would anyone sit before looking anyway? (Serious question)

well, my boyfriend has been so well trained by his mother that he yells at me for not putting the toilet lid down before I flush.. plus i grew up in a house where the seat is always down so I naturally don't look to see if the seat is down.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: NFS4
Here's another question. Why do you women use so much flippin' toilet paper?????????????????? Whenever my GF stays over, she runs through my toilet paper like Michael Jackson in at a Boy Scout jamboree.

A single roll of toilet paper can last me like 3 weeks. When my gf comes to visit, a single roll lasts like 3 days.

EXACTLY!!! WTF is up with that???????????? I just don't get it. My GF came up on Friday everning. I had half a roll left. Saturday night she went into my closet and put on a new roll.

WTF?

Well...let's see....

I assume that you use toilet paper to whipe your butt after your done a number 2.

Do you also use toilet paper to whipe your penis after you are done a number 1?
If not. That could be a reason. A woman will use toilet paper for both.

lmfao. The thought of you saying the word penis is very funny, Tom.

you would of prefered me saying the male genitalia?

 

[MX2]

1)Common courtesy
2)We dont want to look at the piss all over the toilet itself that you boys have left from your dribbles
3)Toilet seat down is the default position, you should return it to default

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Legendary
Despite the equality they want, they still want us to think about them before ourselves.
/flame on.

it's just common courtesy.

How so? It's common courtesy if you are a guest at a woman's place, but the discussion did not start with that situation.

then by the same token, at a mans place it would be common courtesy for the woman to find the toilet seat how she found it, but honestly how many women do you know that do that?

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: eakers

Originally posted by: Mojoed

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: eakers
because there is nothing like stumbling to the toilet at 3am and getting a butt full of gross toilet water.

You have two eyes don't you? Use them. Better yet, turn on the flippin' light and watch where you're putting your ass.

Agreed! If I stumble into the bathroom at 3am to drop a deuce, I'm sure as hell gonna check the seat. Honestly, why would anyone sit before looking anyway? (Serious question)

well, my boyfriend has been so well trained by his mother that he yells at me for not putting the toilet lid down before I flush.. plus i grew up in a house where the seat is always down so I naturally don't look to see if the seat is down.

well, we didn't all grow up in that kind of family environment. Your boyfriend is "so well trained" by his mom? Words fail me at this juncture.

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: eakers

Originally posted by: Mojoed

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: eakers
because there is nothing like stumbling to the toilet at 3am and getting a butt full of gross toilet water.

You have two eyes don't you? Use them. Better yet, turn on the flippin' light and watch where you're putting your ass.

Agreed! If I stumble into the bathroom at 3am to drop a deuce, I'm sure as hell gonna check the seat. Honestly, why would anyone sit before looking anyway? (Serious question)

well, my boyfriend has been so well trained by his mother that he yells at me for not putting the toilet lid down before I flush.. plus i grew up in a house where the seat is always down so I naturally don't look to see if the seat is down.

actually, personally i like to put the seat AND the cover down, so i guess if i ever slept over at your place you would piss all over the toilet cover wouldn't you.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Legendary
Despite the equality they want, they still want us to think about them before ourselves.
/flame on.

it's just common courtesy.

So are blowjobs.

For the win.

Dead on. Perfect. Absolute truth.

 

[JinLien]

Pick your battle because there are battle that isn't worth fighting for.

What good will come out of it if you keep leaving the toilet seat up and pisses off the women?

Be courteous and put the seat down after you lift it up to do your thing, and women complain because they are the one normally doing the bathroom scrubbing and it is filthy for for them when they have to put it down prior to do their business.

<-- I'm a guy that put the lid down including the top lid after using the toilet.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Legendary
Despite the equality they want, they still want us to think about them before ourselves.
/flame on.

it's just common courtesy.

How so? It's common courtesy if you are a guest at a woman's place, but the discussion did not start with that situation.

no, it was a work situation, and like someone has already posted: we don't want to see your dribbles so put the seat down.

what's the big deal? it's more of an ego thing not to put it down, eh?

 

[shortylickens]

Does anyone know how to clean themselves with one square?

You poke a hole in the middle. Run your middle finger up through it, and use your finger to clean out your butt-hole. Make sure you rub it all the way up there.

Then pull the square down around your finger to clean it off.
beloved patriot and Span! :laugh:

 

[Whitecloak]

This thread is priceless! :laugh:

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: MX2times
1)Common courtesy
2)We dont want to look at the piss all over the toilet itself that you boys have left from your dribbles
3)Toilet seat down is the default position, you should return it to default

1) So by common courtesy you should put the toilet seat UP when your done in case a guy comes in to take a number 1 after you are done.

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: NFS4
Here's another question. Why do you women use so much flippin' toilet paper?????????????????? Whenever my GF stays over, she runs through my toilet paper like Michael Jackson in at a Boy Scout jamboree.

dont even get me started on this. ive actually considered putting my gf on a quota...

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
it is true, women DO use a lot of toilet paper.

Indeed.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Legendary
Despite the equality they want, they still want us to think about them before ourselves.
/flame on.

it's just common courtesy.

How so? It's common courtesy if you are a guest at a woman's place, but the discussion did not start with that situation.

then by the same token, at a mans place it would be common courtesy for the woman to find the toilet seat how she found it, but honestly how many women do you know that do that?

you want it done, just ask. it's your castle.

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: MX2times
1)Common courtesy
2)We dont want to look at the piss all over the toilet itself that you boys have left from your dribbles
3)Toilet seat down is the default position, you should return it to default

1) So by common courtesy you should put the toilet seat UP when your done in case a guy comes in to take a number 1 after you are done.

no, she didn't actually MEAN common courtesy, she meant slavish devotion to her needs.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: eakers
because there is nothing like stumbling to the toilet at 3am and getting a butt full of gross toilet water.

LMAO...

I've never actually had that happen, I've always managed to catch myself.

It is quite an unnerving experience, though.