what is it with women and putting the toilet seat down? is this something they are incapable of?

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Savij
I miss the good old days of being able to open a window and pee on a bush. That system never got any complaints.

Proud member of the deck club here. women will never understand or feel the joy of the deck club.

peeing off a deck?

yeh, we'll never understand or feel the joy of having a penis, but that's ok

heh, you have no idea of the satisfaction. No idea.

My SO gives me heck all the time. "what ya doing?" "I'm going outside" "really?" "yeah, gotta pee"

My house, my deck, my mark.

you even got me confused here. I understand the advantages of having a penis. but peeing on the deck? that is just gross.

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
I can't believe we've actually had a 7 page scientifically discussed conversation on the toilet seat

I think we are in need of a new subject

I'm on page two

Page 4 here.

Page 1 here
500 posts/page=FTW
I think we need a new topic

 

[SaltBoy]

Men should just be able to go wherever the heck they want. Ever seen About Schmidt?

 

[Savij]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Savij

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Savij
I miss the good old days of being able to open a window and pee on a bush. That system never got any complaints.

Proud member of the deck club here. women will never understand or feel the joy of the deck club.

peeing off a deck?

yeh, we'll never understand or feel the joy of having a penis, but that's ok

House party: Women wait in line, men don't wait. I have a smug smile on my face knowing that I don't have to wait 10 min.

heh. house party? i pee outside just the same if there is a line.

Wait, so you're a member of the deck club? THERE'S A GIRL IN THE CLUB HOUSE?!

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Savij

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Mojoed

Originally posted by: C6FT7

Originally posted by: eakers


lets put it this way: when you flush the toilet thousands of pee particles are sprung up into the air by the flushing of the toilet.. most people keep things like THEIR TOOTHBRUSHES in said bathroom.. their point is that when you flush with the lid up you are essentially spraying pee all over your toothbrush. They have a point and I always try to put the lid down before I flush now.

Has this been forensically proven? Dye-tel and a UV source isn't that expensive.

Yea, Mythbusters tested this, and other bathroom myths. They set up dozens of toothbrushes all over the bathroom, and control toothbrushes in another room. They found after 30 days that ALL toothbrushes were contaminated with e coli, even the control brushes.

So I guess no matter where you put your toothbrush, it's gonna get contaminated.

Yep. We have this thing called an immune system and white blood cells for a reason.

Pardon me, <insert bannable comment here> your immune system?

Never did take biology did you?

The human body can take quite a licking from any foreign body.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: eakers
lets put it this way: when you flush the toilet thousands of pee particles are sprung up into the air by the flushing of the toilet.. most people keep things like THEIR TOOTHBRUSHES in said bathroom.. their point is that when you flush with the lid up you are essentially spraying pee all over your toothbrush. They have a point and I always try to put the lid down before I flush now.

How can I say this without getting banned...hmm...

OK. You're worried about pee particles on your toothbrush. You have a BF, right (or have had them in the past). You mean to tell me that you haven't any contact with remnants of pee particles before entering your mouth without the use of a toothbrush? Same goes for him if you turn the tables...

you would think that the guy washes his tool before that happens....

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Savij

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Savij

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Savij
I miss the good old days of being able to open a window and pee on a bush. That system never got any complaints.

Proud member of the deck club here. women will never understand or feel the joy of the deck club.

peeing off a deck?

yeh, we'll never understand or feel the joy of having a penis, but that's ok

House party: Women wait in line, men don't wait. I have a smug smile on my face knowing that I don't have to wait 10 min.

heh. house party? i pee outside just the same if there is a line.

Wait, so you're a member of the deck club? THERE'S A GIRL IN THE CLUB HOUSE?!

why not? when you have to go, you have to go.

 

[Savij]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Savij

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Mojoed

Originally posted by: C6FT7

Originally posted by: eakers


lets put it this way: when you flush the toilet thousands of pee particles are sprung up into the air by the flushing of the toilet.. most people keep things like THEIR TOOTHBRUSHES in said bathroom.. their point is that when you flush with the lid up you are essentially spraying pee all over your toothbrush. They have a point and I always try to put the lid down before I flush now.

Has this been forensically proven? Dye-tel and a UV source isn't that expensive.

Yea, Mythbusters tested this, and other bathroom myths. They set up dozens of toothbrushes all over the bathroom, and control toothbrushes in another room. They found after 30 days that ALL toothbrushes were contaminated with e coli, even the control brushes.

So I guess no matter where you put your toothbrush, it's gonna get contaminated.

Yep. We have this thing called an immune system and white blood cells for a reason.

Pardon me, <insert bannable comment here> your immune system?

Never did take biology did you?

The human body can take quite a licking from any foreign body.

<bannable phrase>, it's a joke, dude.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Mookow
So why do you need special treatment on this particular issue? Everything else is generally on a "adjust it if you need to prior to using" basis. What makes this so special?

cause, like it has been said, i don't want to see your pee dribbles and i don't want to touch the seat that you may have sprayed on.

So, basically, you dont want to touch the seat and prefer someone else does. I see.

you got it. i don't piss all over, so you can touch your own splashes.

What splashes hit the outside edge of the seat?

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Savij
I miss the good old days of being able to open a window and pee on a bush. That system never got any complaints.

Proud member of the deck club here. women will never understand or feel the joy of the deck club.

peeing off a deck?

yeh, we'll never understand or feel the joy of having a penis, but that's ok

heh, you have no idea of the satisfaction. No idea.

My SO gives me heck all the time. "what ya doing?" "I'm going outside" "really?" "yeah, gotta pee"

My house, my deck, my mark.

wrong. i do have an idea. i've put my ass to the wind many times and peed in the great outdoors.

Heh, you know I like you. You're cool.

You remind me of a nurse that I dated. She was a hoot. Carried a catheter w/bag and would pop a squat in the middle of a concert, laughing at us the whole time "you suckers! You gotta wait 15 minutes to pee the beer out! I'm all set!"

Very resourcefull she was.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: eakers
lets put it this way: when you flush the toilet thousands of pee particles are sprung up into the air by the flushing of the toilet.. most people keep things like THEIR TOOTHBRUSHES in said bathroom.. their point is that when you flush with the lid up you are essentially spraying pee all over your toothbrush. They have a point and I always try to put the lid down before I flush now.

How can I say this without getting banned...hmm...

OK. You're worried about pee particles on your toothbrush. You have a BF, right (or have had them in the past). You mean to tell me that you haven't any contact with remnants of pee particles before entering your mouth without the use of a toothbrush? Same goes for him if you turn the tables...

you would think that the guy washes his tool before that happens....

Dependent on where you are when "it" happens, you may not be able to go "wash" up beforehand

 

[shopbruin]

it's not a fight we fight, because it's not worth it. he leaves it up, i leave it down. adjust accordingly.

end of story.

grow up in a family of four kids sharing one bathroom. WE DIDN'T CARE AND NEVER COMPLAINED! if it was up, it was up! if it was down, it was down! no point complaining about it! there were other things for the four of us to fight over.

 

[abc]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: NFS4
Here's another question. Why do you women use so much flippin' toilet paper?????????????????? Whenever my GF stays over, she runs through my toilet paper like Michael Jackson in at a Boy Scout jamboree.

A single roll of toilet paper can last me like 3 weeks. When my gf comes to visit, a single roll lasts like 3 days.

EXACTLY!!! WTF is up with that???????????? I just don't get it. My GF came up on Friday everning. I had half a roll left. Saturday night she went into my closet and put on a new roll.

WTF?

maintenance requirements. the more in the basket, the more clean and feminine they feel, not are... it's all about feel... no logic w/ them.

 

[reverend boltron]

Originally posted by: DaWhim
just pee all over it when then seat is down next time.

rofl man, seriously, thats hilarious. I have two sisters, and when we all lived at home together and they'd piss me off, i'd pee on the seat to get them back. like if they ratted on me and stuff.. that's so funny.

*sigh* well, in any event, i believe i have my karmic retrobution.

seeing as when i was 16 or 17 i got really into piercings, and i decided to get a prince albert done. i already had 2 tongue rings a septum and nipple rings. so i thought i'd be hardcore and get that pierced..well in any event, it was cool, but it wasnt enough, so i started stretching it out, little by little, and it was actually pretty easy to stretch. pretty soon i was down to an 8g, which isn't that thick.. but i wanted to get to a 2, so i went to the piercing parolor, and had the dude stretch it for me. real quick, with a taper. and pretty soon, i had a huge 2g hoop through my pen fifteen.. and that was heavy enough to stretch it on its own.. gravity taking its toll and all. ended up putting a 00g in there after about a year. and i kept that in for about 8 months, then i "wisened up" and took it out.. but no luck. it wouldnt shrink down. and it hasn't shrunk down a bit. seriously. if i were an indian my name would be "squats when pee's" because i've been doing that for the past 3 years. oh well. you live and learn.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: abc

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: NFS4
Here's another question. Why do you women use so much flippin' toilet paper?????????????????? Whenever my GF stays over, she runs through my toilet paper like Michael Jackson in at a Boy Scout jamboree.

A single roll of toilet paper can last me like 3 weeks. When my gf comes to visit, a single roll lasts like 3 days.

EXACTLY!!! WTF is up with that???????????? I just don't get it. My GF came up on Friday everning. I had half a roll left. Saturday night she went into my closet and put on a new roll.

WTF?

maintenance requirements. the more in the basket, the more clean and feminine they feel, not are... it's all about feel... no logic w/ them.

cause tp is soooo expensive.

 

[abc]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Legendary
Despite the equality they want, they still want us to think about them before ourselves.
/flame on.

it's just common courtesy.

How so? It's common courtesy if you are a guest at a woman's place, but the discussion did not start with that situation.

then by the same token, at a mans place it would be common courtesy for the woman to find the toilet seat how she found it, but honestly how many women do you know that do that?

how many. -5958494

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: eakers
lets put it this way: when you flush the toilet thousands of pee particles are sprung up into the air by the flushing of the toilet.. most people keep things like THEIR TOOTHBRUSHES in said bathroom.. their point is that when you flush with the lid up you are essentially spraying pee all over your toothbrush. They have a point and I always try to put the lid down before I flush now.

How can I say this without getting banned...hmm...

OK. You're worried about pee particles on your toothbrush. You have a BF, right (or have had them in the past). You mean to tell me that you haven't any contact with remnants of pee particles before entering your mouth without the use of a toothbrush? Same goes for him if you turn the tables...

you would think that the guy washes his tool before that happens....

Newsflash.

Men don't wash their tool unless they take a shower.

If they do its a "ho bath" and happens after the fact.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: abc

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: NFS4
Here's another question. Why do you women use so much flippin' toilet paper?????????????????? Whenever my GF stays over, she runs through my toilet paper like Michael Jackson in at a Boy Scout jamboree.

A single roll of toilet paper can last me like 3 weeks. When my gf comes to visit, a single roll lasts like 3 days.

EXACTLY!!! WTF is up with that???????????? I just don't get it. My GF came up on Friday everning. I had half a roll left. Saturday night she went into my closet and put on a new roll.

WTF?

maintenance requirements. the more in the basket, the more clean and feminine they feel, not are... it's all about feel... no logic w/ them.

cause tp is soooo expensive.

Doesn't meant that you have to waste it.

 

[reverend boltron]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: eakers
lets put it this way: when you flush the toilet thousands of pee particles are sprung up into the air by the flushing of the toilet.. most people keep things like THEIR TOOTHBRUSHES in said bathroom.. their point is that when you flush with the lid up you are essentially spraying pee all over your toothbrush. They have a point and I always try to put the lid down before I flush now.

How can I say this without getting banned...hmm...

OK. You're worried about pee particles on your toothbrush. You have a BF, right (or have had them in the past). You mean to tell me that you haven't any contact with remnants of pee particles before entering your mouth without the use of a toothbrush? Same goes for him if you turn the tables...

you would think that the guy washes his tool before that happens....

Newsflash.

Men don't wash their tool unless they take a shower.

I actually put mine in a plastic baggie when I shower so it doesn't get washed at all. It's smell has aged like a fine wine. :sniff sniff:

 

[Mojoed]

Originally posted by: reverend boltron

Originally posted by: DaWhim
just pee all over it when then seat is down next time.

rofl man, seriously, thats hilarious. I have two sisters, and when we all lived at home together and they'd piss me off, i'd pee on the seat to get them back. like if they ratted on me and stuff.. that's so funny.

*sigh* well, in any event, i believe i have my karmic retrobution.

seeing as when i was 16 or 17 i got really into piercings, and i decided to get a prince albert done. i already had 2 tongue rings a septum and nipple rings. so i thought i'd be hardcore and get that pierced..well in any event, it was cool, but it wasnt enough, so i started stretching it out, little by little, and it was actually pretty easy to stretch. pretty soon i was down to an 8g, which isn't that thick.. but i wanted to get to a 2, so i went to the piercing parolor, and had the dude stretch it for me. real quick, with a taper. and pretty soon, i had a huge 2g hoop through my pen fifteen.. and that was heavy enough to stretch it on its own.. gravity taking its toll and all. ended up putting a 00g in there after about a year. and i kept that in for about 8 months, then i "wisened up" and took it out.. but no luck. it wouldnt shrink down. and it hasn't shrunk down a bit. seriously. if i were an indian my name would be "squats when pee's" because i've been doing that for the past 3 years. oh well. you live and learn.

:Q

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: abc

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: NFS4
Here's another question. Why do you women use so much flippin' toilet paper?????????????????? Whenever my GF stays over, she runs through my toilet paper like Michael Jackson in at a Boy Scout jamboree.

A single roll of toilet paper can last me like 3 weeks. When my gf comes to visit, a single roll lasts like 3 days.

EXACTLY!!! WTF is up with that???????????? I just don't get it. My GF came up on Friday everning. I had half a roll left. Saturday night she went into my closet and put on a new roll.

WTF?

maintenance requirements. the more in the basket, the more clean and feminine they feel, not are... it's all about feel... no logic w/ them.

cause tp is soooo expensive.

Doesn't meant that you have to waste it. Hell, I get pissed when my GF takes a few sips of Dr. Pepper out of a can, then puts a half empty can in the fridge and then opens up a new one!!:|:|:|:|:|

That being said, I've seen a whole roll of toilet paper get slaughtered in ONE DAY in my bathroom when it was "that time"

God rest his soul

i don't waste it.

and you have no idea what needs to be done during "that time" because you've never had "that time."

lucky you

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: reverend boltron

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: eakers
lets put it this way: when you flush the toilet thousands of pee particles are sprung up into the air by the flushing of the toilet.. most people keep things like THEIR TOOTHBRUSHES in said bathroom.. their point is that when you flush with the lid up you are essentially spraying pee all over your toothbrush. They have a point and I always try to put the lid down before I flush now.

How can I say this without getting banned...hmm...

OK. You're worried about pee particles on your toothbrush. You have a BF, right (or have had them in the past). You mean to tell me that you haven't any contact with remnants of pee particles before entering your mouth without the use of a toothbrush? Same goes for him if you turn the tables...

you would think that the guy washes his tool before that happens....

Newsflash.

Men don't wash their tool unless they take a shower.

I actually put mine in a plastic baggie so it doesn't get washed at all. It's smell has aged like a fine wine. :sniff sniff:

you are talking about your TOOTHBRUSH right?

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: eakers
lets put it this way: when you flush the toilet thousands of pee particles are sprung up into the air by the flushing of the toilet.. most people keep things like THEIR TOOTHBRUSHES in said bathroom.. their point is that when you flush with the lid up you are essentially spraying pee all over your toothbrush. They have a point and I always try to put the lid down before I flush now.

How can I say this without getting banned...hmm...

OK. You're worried about pee particles on your toothbrush. You have a BF, right (or have had them in the past). You mean to tell me that you haven't any contact with remnants of pee particles before entering your mouth without the use of a toothbrush? Same goes for him if you turn the tables...

you would think that the guy washes his tool before that happens....

Newsflash.

Men don't wash their tool unless they take a shower.

If they do its a "ho bath" and happens after the fact.

Newsflash: some guys take showerrs more then once a day

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: eakers
lets put it this way: when you flush the toilet thousands of pee particles are sprung up into the air by the flushing of the toilet.. most people keep things like THEIR TOOTHBRUSHES in said bathroom.. their point is that when you flush with the lid up you are essentially spraying pee all over your toothbrush. They have a point and I always try to put the lid down before I flush now.

How can I say this without getting banned...hmm...

OK. You're worried about pee particles on your toothbrush. You have a BF, right (or have had them in the past). You mean to tell me that you haven't any contact with remnants of pee particles before entering your mouth without the use of a toothbrush? Same goes for him if you turn the tables...

you would think that the guy washes his tool before that happens....

Newsflash.

Men don't wash their tool unless they take a shower.

If they do its a "ho bath" and happens after the fact.

"Ho bath?"

BUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA:laugh:

 

[abc]

Originally posted by: mobobuff
My girlfriend explains it like this...

No, the thing is, men and women each have two bodily functions right?
So that makes four types of variables. And how many require the seat to be down?
3 of the 4. Therefore the seat should be down

Though I still don't see why they have to complain. If the default position is down, that means all of us guys have to put it up, so why should women complain about having to put it down? Why do we have to do BOTH the putting up and putting down? Generally when I'm in someone else's home, I always leave it where I found it. But if women want equal treatment, then they shouldn't expect to always have the seat the way they want it. And there's absolutely NO excuse for accidentally sitting on the rim.

yep... illogical... women wanted the same prize money for the US tennis open as men, yet they play less sets than the mens. is that 'equal'?

As a ticket buyer, ... I also risk watching systematically less tennis, I'm getting less product for the same money... women matches should run the same course... again, illogical.