what is it with women and putting the toilet seat down? is this something they are incapable of?

[PlatinumGold]

what gives with this. my wife never gives me sh1t about it at home, but at work, some women are always complaining about it. "ahhhh, sheeeeiit" you hear, then she walks out, "all right, who left the toilet seat up"?

"I did you b1tch, are the one stupid enough not to put it down before sitting?"

seriously tho, what gives here?

 

[Legendary]

Despite the equality they want, they still want us to think about them before ourselves.
/flame on.

 

[Atomicus]

Just install a urinal with cushions on the bottom lip.

Problem solved.

 

[Lonyo]

Women are evil.

 

[SketchMaster]

Dude, I grew up with six sisters. I STILL don't know why they make that big of a deal.

Just learn to put the seat down or get better aim. You just have to live with it.

 

[lizardth]

It is polite to put it down. So you can 1. put it down or 2. listen to every woman complain to you about it for the rest of your life. You decide.

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: lizardth
It is polite to put it down. So you can 1. put it down or 2. listen to every woman complain to you about it for the rest of your life. You decide.

who's rule is that??

i put the seat up, so they can put it down. what do they expect? they don't want me to put it up? i think it's better if i do.

 

[her209]

Next time you use the toilet, yell out "Who left the toilet seat down!?"

 

[webcammie]

<girly voice>because the toilet looks cuter when the seat is down. teeheheee
</girly voice>

but seriously though, I DONT LIKE IT WHEN THE SEAT IS UP ALSO! Then again, I have every right to complain since it is my apartment and I pay rent for it. If you use my bathroom, have the courtesy to leave it the way you find it -- which is the toilet seat down. However, sorry to say but when I use a guy's bathroom, I don't bother to leave the toilet seat up when I finish using it. Yeah, us women are evil and it is double standard, but oh well.

 

[DaWhim]

just pee all over it when then seat is down next time.

 

[dawnbug]

I live in a house with three guys-- I really don't give a crap if the toilet seat is up when I go in there-- it takes half a second to put it back down. Not a big deal at all.

I never understood why some women would make a fuss over that. But then again, I don't think I've ever heard any woman do it.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: DaWhim
just pee all over it when then seat is down next time.

:laugh:

 

[silverpig]

Ask them if they just throw their car in reverse and hit the gas without looking behind them too.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: DaWhim
just pee all over it when then seat is down next time.

And scream - get in here and clean this mess. You left the toilet seat down again, didn't you?

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: silverpig
Ask them if they just throw their car in reverse and hit the gas without looking behind them too.

i'd be afraid that the answer is YES in most cases.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: silverpig
Ask them if they just throw their car in reverse and hit the gas without looking behind them too.

We're talking about women here. The answer will be "yes", and they'll see nothing wrong with it.

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
what gives with this. my wife never gives me sh1t about it at home, but at work, some women are always complaining about it. "ahhhh, sheeeeiit" you hear, then she walks out, "all right, who left the toilet seat up"?

"I did you b1tch, are the one stupid enough not to put it down before sitting?"

seriously tho, what gives here?

It's because the woman in question either:
-didnt look at the toilet before sitting down, and thus sat on the bowl, making her both pissed off and (indirectly) pissed on
-doesnt want to touch the seat with her hands, and thinks you should instead
-or enjoys b!tching

Either way, the woman in question is an idiot, and should be shunned appropriately. Seriously, women bitching about the toilet seat position is like guys bitching if the seat is left down.

 

[Triumph]

Yeah really, if anything we're being more respectful by not pissing all over the seat. They want to have their cake and eat it too.

 

[eakers]

because there is nothing like stumbling to the toilet at 3am and getting a butt full of gross toilet water.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: Legendary
Despite the equality they want, they still want us to think about them before ourselves.
/flame on.

I'll flame.
Women dont want equality. They havent since to sixties and seventies.
They want everything both genders are entitled to with none of the responsibilities.
For further discussion, visit www.nomarriege.com.

 

[Mojoed]

Ladies, at least us guys have the courtesy to put the seat up in the first place. Isn't that itself worth some brownie points? Would you ladies prefer us guys peeing with the seat down?

;Ducks;

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: Legendary
Despite the equality they want, they still want us to think about them before ourselves.
/flame on.

I'll flame.
Women dont want equality. They havent since to sixties and seventies.
They want everything both genders are entitled to with none of the responsibilities.

Maybe Women Suffrage had an effect?

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: eakers
because there is nothing like stumbling to the toilet at 3am and getting a butt full of gross toilet water.

Guys take a crap at 3am sometimes too ya know. Yet we somehow are able to avoid wet-ass by checking. You'd think women would learn after the first time.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: eakers
because there is nothing like stumbling to the toilet at 3am and getting a butt full of gross toilet water.

You have two eyes don't you? Use them. Better yet, turn on the flippin' light and watch where you're putting your ass.

 

[NFS4]

Here's another question. Why do you women use so much flippin' toilet paper?????????????????? Whenever my GF stays over, she runs through my toilet paper like Michael Jackson in at a Boy Scout jamboree.