I'm beginning to wonder what my wife is used for:
- I do all the cooking
- I do a lot of the heavy cleaning
- I work 9 hrs/day
- I take care of the finances
- I have a closer sexual relationship with Jergens than her...
Hmmmmm
I'm beginning to wonder what my wife is used for:
- I do all the cooking
- I do a lot of the heavy cleaning
- I work 9 hrs/day
- I take care of the finances
- I have a closer sexual relationship with Jergens than her...
Hmmmmm
You pups ain't seen nothing yet. My wife is 55 and smack in the middle of you know what. You think women in their 30's have quirks? LOL, just wait.
Now my wife's mother on the other hand is quirky as hell and can be super obnoxious (but in a genuine I only want the best for you kind of way). Still drives me and my wife crazy though.
Same as my cats. To sit around and look pretty. At least my cats don't say "We need to talk" which translates to "I'm gonna chew your ass for the next 2 hours, and it'll continue on and off until further notice" with "further notice" being defined as "until death" :^D
We always cook together. It's a cheap activity that builds teamwork and can be fun.
will only fill the coffee maker with cold water because 'it tastes better'
Haven't you heard? If you want to see what your wife will be when she grows up, Look at her mother. In my experience this has some truth. Maybe not absolute but a great deal.
GROSS!
People who take batteries out of the remote probably ought to be sent to an island without food or water.Standing around the water cooler this morning, we were all talking about our wives, and each one of us was able to spout off something instantly that was completely unreasonable about them. WTF is wrong with women?
- One mentioned their wife takes the batteries out of the remote controls when they're not in use.
- One won't allow their wireless router and DSL modem to stay on over night because it uses too much electricity.
- One throws away any food that is more than 1 day old in the refrigerator.
- One won't allow anything to sit on a table or counters. The poor guy has to charge his cell phone at work because it's not allowed to be on the counter while charging.
There were a good dozen or more of these stories. I think the penis releases hormones that level out your personality as you get older. The lack of one is making them go crazy
Standing around the water cooler this morning, we were all talking about our wives, and each one of us was able to spout off something instantly that was completely unreasonable about them. WTF is wrong with women?
- One mentioned their wife takes the batteries out of the remote controls when they're not in use.
- One won't allow their wireless router and DSL modem to stay on over night because it uses too much electricity.
- One throws away any food that is more than 1 day old in the refrigerator.
- One won't allow anything to sit on a table or counters. The poor guy has to charge his cell phone at work because it's not allowed to be on the counter while charging.
There were a good dozen or more of these stories. I think the penis releases hormones that level out your personality as you get older. The lack of one is making them go crazy
I know a couple who got married and moved into a condo together. She would not allow him to poop in the bathroom in their condo, she forced him to go downstairs to the fitness area and use the bathroom there and if we was going to pee in the condo bathroom, he had to sit so he didn't accidentally splash.
Not surprisingly they divorced a year later, but amazingly they are now back together after two years apart!
KT
Not married, eh?
Can always tell.
Haven't you heard? If you want to see what your wife will be when she grows up, Look at her mother. In my experience this has some truth. Maybe not absolute but a great deal.
I don't think I have any quirks that aren't logic based, and I'm willing to change when presented with better information.
Everyone has similar ridiculous quirks, it's just very hard to identify your own. I guarantee your wife has the same conversation with her girlfriends about their husbands.
Oh I know I have them and it drives my wife nuts at times.
I just cannot stand drawers, cabinets or the toilet seat being partially/fully open.
Bolded are legitimate, and a safety hazard. It pisses me off when people leave stuff open.
The other one is a safety hazard for women.