What is Justin Bieber's major malfunction?

[JulesMaximus]

WTF- "Mr. President, can you hold your humanitarian talks with the Kenyan government for a moment? An overly-feminine teenage singer that surrounds himself with yesmen that turned him into a self-centered douche is on line 2 and would like to speak with you about his comments after urinating in a mop bucket."

:biggrin: LOL!

 

[BoomerD]

He's Canadian.

What do I win?

/thread.

 

[exdeath]

A talentless nobody that was propped up and artificially shoehorned into being instantly famous overnight by being endorsed and promoted by somebody already famous, who would have thought a young kid couldn't handle it?

 

[OlafSicky]

So is he on one of these celeb death watch lists?

 

[Gibsons]

He has become rude, crude, loud-mouthed and shames us Canadians with his objectionable behaviour.

You weren't shamed before?

 

[Josh123]

I felt like throwing up the other night while watching this clip from Jimmy Kimmel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nTKWYvWW2U

 

[dighn]

damn it guys leave bieber alone!!! QQ

 

[Broheim]

Bieber is what happens when you give white trash a lot of money.

the real problem is the beliebers... those people need to seek help from a mental health professional and then get an English grammar tutor.

 

[shortylickens]

He's a young, famous, rich kid that just became an adult.

The people he hangs with are a bad influence though.

Paris is the main reason Lynsdey got so fucked up.

 

[AustinInDallas]

it just proves he can put his dick anywhere he wants

 

[mmntech]

He's a brand. The bad boy, just like James Dean. Most of what he does is probably all an act scripted by his handlers. Hopefully he gets fat like Elvis and dies on the toilet.

 

[RabidMongoose]

He's probably the most famous and influential Canadian of all-time. Kind of sad when you think about it.

 

[Soundmanred]

he can put his dick anywhere he wants

I doubt he reads this, might as well rescind the offer to avoid embarrassment.

 

[grrl]

He's probably the most famous and influential Canadian of all-time. Kind of sad when you think about it.

Could he really be bigger than dogface Celine Dion?

 

[JulesMaximus]

He's a brand. The bad boy, just like James Dean. Most of what he does is probably all an act scripted by his handlers. Hopefully he gets fat like Elvis and dies on the toilet.

How dare you compare that shit popsicle to James Dean.

 

[Kadarin]

it just proves he can put his dick anywhere he wants

I'm guessing it never went anywhere near Selena Gomez.

 

[RabidMongoose]

Could he really be bigger than dogface Celine Dion?

Yeah...he's easily the most famous and influential Canadian of all-time. That really says a lot about Canada. Very sad.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Yeah...he's easily the most famous and influential Canadian of all-time. That really says a lot about Canada. Very sad.

What does it say about America? We're the idiots giving this shit popsicle a career...

 

[Murloc]

Apply infinite money and notoriety to a teen-ager and this happens. Due to low self-esteem, they be all swag and shit, and go crazy and uneducated liek that. He couldn't handle it all since he wasn't a mature individual when he became rich.

 

[RabidMongoose]

What does it say about America? We're the idiots giving this shit popsicle a career...

He isn't anywhere near the most influential American of all-time. So it doesn't really say anything about the US. Bieber is all on Canada.

It's just kind of sad when the most influential Canadian of all-time is Justin Bieber. How come nobody else there has ever done more than Justin Bieber? It gets even more sad when you realize that the lead singer from Nickelback is the second most influential Canadian of all-time.

 

[Howard]

He isn't anywhere near the most influential American of all-time. So it doesn't really say anything about the US. Bieber is all on Canada.

It's just kind of sad when the most influential Canadian of all-time is Justin Bieber. How come nobody else there has ever done more than Justin Bieber? It gets even more sad when you realize that the lead singer from Nickelback is the second most influential Canadian of all-time.

Can't wait until you get colonized again.

 

[Doppel]

I am waiting for him to get arrested for killing somebody in one of his cars. That's my guess as to the first major event he has with the law, and he inevitably will have one.

He genuinely needs a severe ass beating.

 

[Doppel]

He isn't anywhere near the most influential American of all-time. So it doesn't really say anything about the US. Bieber is all on Canada.

It's just kind of sad when the most influential Canadian of all-time is Justin Bieber. How come nobody else there has ever done more than Justin Bieber? It gets even more sad when you realize that the lead singer from Nickelback is the second most influential Canadian of all-time.

Pharmacy just called, said your new prescription is ready.

 

[cubby1223]

I still don't even know what Bieber does for his fame, am I living under a rock? Maybe because I'm not on facebook or twitter?

 

[RabidMongoose]

Pharmacy just called, said your new prescription is ready.

I'm just speaking the truth here. Bieber is the most influential Canadian of all-time. Think about it. What is wrong with Canada when Justin freaking Bieber is their most influential citizen of all-time?