What is one movie that should never be remade?

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BurnItDwn

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Fair point though - almost none of those remakes were any good (though, surely The Magnificent Seven was pretty good, viewed in isolation? And there's at least one there that wasn't a particularly good movie in the first place.).
in truth, I really actually do love "Fistfull of Dollars" as well as The 1960 Magnificent Seven.

I just like to stir the pot/rock the boat.
 

Muse

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This is a joke, right?
How so? Top shelf Scorcese (The Departed). A remake is unimaginable, it was fantastic, funny as shit, cracks me up every time.
Spaceballs.
Any Mel Brooks film for that matter.
Spaceballs is my fave Mel Brooks. After having suffered through a hellscape of Star Wars movies, it was the perfect antidote.
Dumb and dumber. The trailers were all so cringe-worthy, I could never watch it. But . . . and this is probably my shitty memory at work - I vaguely remember that they ran ads for this for so long (theater then dvd maybe?) I almost couldn't take it anymore.
I make it a point to skip trailers until AFTER I see a movie. The beginning of D&D is so great, almost as great (if that's possible) as Office Space!
 
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Muse

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Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
That movie was perfect for its time. To make fun of the fear of nuclear war was AFAIK unheard of until that hit the big screen. It was revolutionary cinema. Terry Southern gets a lot of credit for that.
 
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Muse

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Don't Be a Menace (to South Central while drinking your Juice in the Hood) (1996)

I am serious. If you haven't seen this, give it a try.
 

LikeLinus

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How so? Top shelf Scorcese (The Departed). A remake is unimaginable, it was fantastic, funny as shit, cracks me up every time.
The Departed is a remake, buddy.

Infernal Affairs. Even has a higher Rotten Tomatoes score than The Departed.
 

pete6032

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Airplane! What a great movie. You could never make something like that today with all that off color humor.
 
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Muse

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The Departed is a remake, buddy.

Infernal Affairs. Even has a higher Rotten Tomatoes score than The Departed.
Infernal Affairs is a Hong Kong action thriller. The Departed was made in English on the other side of the world, a different culture, it's hardly a remake in the sense of this thread. Peter Jackson's King Kong is a remake, a really really good remake and around 80 years later, which also puts it outside the focus of this thread IMO. 80 years later is hardly a remake because it's a different world. So is Martin Scorsese's The Departed a different world from the Hong Kong of Infernal Affairs. RT scores are what they are, they only count for so much.

I did see Infernal Affairs a couple months after my 4th and last viewing of The Departed in 2018. My personal review:

This movie presaged The Departed, which was based upon it. It was a huge success in Asia. Scorsese's rendering has major differences. The Monahan script combines the two women "love" interests of the two undercover guys (DiCaprio, Damon) into one person. There's the added character of Mark Wahlberg, which I think was genius. He's so larger than life, it injects real vitality into the proceedings that doesn't exist in Infernal Affairs. At times I felt that the 2002 movie (Infernal Affairs) was cliched and hackneyed. All the finger tapping, what was that about? To say the characters were nervous... again and again? That bothered me. The earlier movie is 101 minutes, Scorsese's is around 150 or something. But it doesn't feel long to me whereas the shorter movie did.

BTW, I grabbed The Departed's RT rating a few years back at 8.2 and Infernal Affairs' RT rating at 7.5, so no.
 
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Infernal Affairs is a Hong Kong action thriller. The Departed was made in English on the other side of the world, a different culture, it's hardly a remake. RT scores are what they are, they only count for

you're an idiot.


"With star power, visual allure, and an engaging script, Andrew Lau and Alan Mak’s Infernal Affairs /《無間道》(2002) did very well critically and financially, spawned two sequels and a television series, and attracted the attention of Hollywood.[21] In 2003, Brad Pitt's production company Plan B Entertainment acquired the rights for a Hollywood remake, named The Departed, which was directed by Martin Scorsese..."
 

LikeLinus

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BTW, I grabbed The Departed's RT rating a few years back at 8.2 and Infernal Affairs' RT rating at 7.5, so no.
Even more of your buffoonery AFTER you edited your post from what I quoted. FYI - RT doesn't use a 1-10 point system. It's based on a percentage of 0-100%.

IA has a higher score than The Departed on RT. Go fucking look at the website, jeeze.

Not to mention you think shooting location has anything to do with the overall plot. You know, the plot/story they purchased to make The Departed. You know, THE REMAKE? Not the shooting location.
 

Muse

Lifer
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Even more of your buffoonery AFTER you edited your post from what I quoted. FYI - RT doesn't use a 1-10 point system. It's based on a percentage of 0-100%.

IA has a higher score than The Departed on RT. Go fucking look at the website, jeeze.
I got my info in 2018 at RT's website. I'm not wasting my time seeing what they are posting now. They have a different system now, here's what I had for Infernal Affairs in 2018:

Average Rating: 7.5/10
Reviews Counted: 63
Fresh: 59
Rotten: 4

The Departed's was 8.2 201/16
 

Muse

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you're an idiot.


"With star power, visual allure, and an engaging script, Andrew Lau and Alan Mak’s Infernal Affairs /《無間道》(2002) did very well critically and financially, spawned two sequels and a television series, and attracted the attention of Hollywood.[21] In 2003, Brad Pitt's production company Plan B Entertainment acquired the rights for a Hollywood remake, named The Departed, which was directed by Martin Scorsese..."
You're not just a moron, you're brainless. Is that all you can do is quote and denigrate? Jackass!
 
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Lifer
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You're not just a moron, you're brainless. Is that all you can do is quote and denigrate? Jackass!
You're a child. I didn't quote anything to begin with. You implied I was wrong and I provided proof. It's not some big Hollywood secret that The Departed is a remake of IA. Grow up and admit you're wrong.

Also, it's not disparaging if it's the truth. You're an idiot if you lack the intelligence to understand the information I provided you.
 

Muse

Lifer
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You're a child. I didn't quote anything to begin with. You implied I was wrong and I provided proof. It's not some big Hollywood secret that The Departed is a remake of IA. Grow up and admit you're wrong.
You're digging deep with the personal attack styling. I am not wrong, nor am I not wrong about not being wrong. I think YOU have some growing up to do. Projection any?
 
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