What is something that can fit in a glove compartment, is totally legal to carry...

[amdhunter]

And can bust someones face in royally? Preferably something that won't slip out of my hand and be used against me.

I am sick and f-in tired of people and their road rage. Long story short, got into an argument with some punk kid, kid threw something at my car, and police said they can't do nothing about it because I had the opportunity to leave and end it, and they would have to report it to insurance if I filed a police report.

I am sick of this sh!t already. 2nd incident in as many months and I am getting tired of it. I just need something to hurt the next a-hole that touches my car inappropriately.

 

[Ronstang]

Take the head off a 16lb sledge.

 

[her209]

Grenade?

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: Ronstang
Take the head off a 16lb sledge.

Someone could take it from my hands and use it against me, lol. I need something that would be hard to disarm.

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: her209
Grenade?

Something legal.

 

[RichardE]

Chain to wrap around the knucles?

 

[Tiamat]

A large bottle of Habenero puree or capsacin.

human eyeball + capsacin = pain

Or dilute it and use a spray bottle.

 

[mugs]

Collapsible baton? Not sure if they're legal.

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: mugs
Collapsible baton? Not sure if they're legal.

Seen them at a gun show once, they are illegal in NYC. Also, someone could grab it from me.

 

[her209]

How about hydochloric acid in a water gun?

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: her209
How about hydochloric acid in a water gun?

That would probably be illegal.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: amdhunter

Originally posted by: mugs
Collapsible baton? Not sure if they're legal.

Seen them at a gun show once, they are illegal in NYC. Also, someone could grab it from me.

Not if you hit them the first time!

 

[RCN]

Maybe you could just learn to drive..........

 

[mwmorph]

tear gas(mace?) legal and surpisingly effective.

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: Tiamat
A large bottle of Habenero puree or capsacin.

human eyeball + capsacin = pain

Or dilute it and use a spray bottle.

Too easy to dodge. I wanna get a nice sucker shot in so I can drive away fast afterwards.

 

[KarenMarie]

I used to keep a sawn off pool stick under my seat.

Edit... and sorry... But double negatives mean they could have done something.

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: mwmorph
tear gas(mace?) legal and surpisingly effective.

Illegal in NYC.

 

[funboy6942]

Buy some of them ballons that you can make animal shapes with and blow one up and ask for them to be your friend instead. I mean come on, cant we all just.......get along

Fighting road rage with more road rage doesnt seem that good because in the end your the one that may get the wrong end of the stick by Johnny Law.

 

[RichardE]

No chain for wrapping around the knucles?

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: RCN
Maybe you could just learn to drive..........

:thumbsup: lol

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
I used to keep a sawn off pool stick under my seat.

My car seat has exposed sensors on the bottom, I can't keep anything under them, hence, needs to fit in a glove compartment.

 

[Number1]

Air horn installed at ear level. Use and run.

 

[RKS]

a smaller MAG lite

roll of pennies

 

[RCN]

http://www.armynavyshop.com/prods/rc10077.html

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: Juice Box

Originally posted by: RCN
Maybe you could just learn to drive..........

:thumbsup: lol

It actually started just by looking at this kid, not any kind of traffic incident. He was asking wtf I was looking at, and I said "too bad it's not your mother..." You know the rest from there.