What is the funniest name you've ever seen?

[LordRaiden]

I've seen a lot of people who have had really hilarious names, most of them were married names and obviously not intentional that I could see.

The first one was a couple I knew in high school. Mike Amy and Amy Ott. The girl's married name was Amy Amy.

Another lady who lived in a town near me had to have gotten the award for most unique and humerous name of the year the day she got married. Her married name was "Lotta Pharts." (say it out loud, it's funnier that way.)

The best one has to be one of our neighbors from many years back. They had girl who they named Ima. Their last name was "Stoner". She later changed her first name to Tiny. (Tiny Stoner) hehe.

SO, what have you seen in weird and funny names in the past? Anything is game. Even internet nics!

 

[Ryan]

My name is Ryan Bloedow - do you find that funny? Just think about my last name, try and pronounce it out loud.

 

[KMurphy]

Richard (Dick) Head

 

[JC]

Richard Short. (Dick Short)

No kidding. He's a CHP officer.

 

[Glitchny]

Meral Arnuvaut

 

[eakers]

my best friends name is shafak but its pronounced "sha-fvck"

i like sayn 'shafak'n me'
teehee

 

[Aceshigh]

Ima Hogg and her sister Ura Hogg.

Seriously. Supposedly some judge here in H-Town with the last name Hogg named his daughters Ima and Ura.

That's just cruel.

 

[BatmanNate]

hah HAH, my last name is Short too. Radagast is the funniest name I've ever heard.

 

[KMurphy]

Joey Buttafucco

 

[DAWeinG]

Winona Ryder

 

[Broohaha]

Originally posted by: eakers
my best friends name is shafak but its pronounced "sha-fvck" i like sayn 'shafak'n me' teehee

my ex's name is shafaq, pronounced the same way

but most on this thread are small time compared to the following:

my high school principal: Steven Dickoff (rumor had it his daughter's name is Terra)

i once took a phone call from a customer whose name was Tom Jerkoff [100% serious]

there's tons more but i can't remember them..... i'll add them as i recall them

 

[UCDznutz]

back in like 1st grade i remember this kid had the same first and last name, Kayed Kayed

 

[Pastore]

Dick Trickle... Retired NASCAR driver...

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

Dick Holder......Auto Dealer in AZ.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Amanda Sucku......lives somewhere in AZ.

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

Adolph Oliverbush

 

[eakers]

Originally posted by: Broohaha

Originally posted by: eakers
my best friends name is shafak but its pronounced "sha-fvck" i like sayn 'shafak'n me' teehee

my ex's name is shafaq, pronounced the same way

but most on this thread are small time compared to the following:

my high school principal: <STRONG>Steven Dickoff</STRONG> (rumor had it his daughter's name is Terra)

i once took a phone call from a customer whose name was <STRONG>Tom Jerkoff</STRONG> [100% serious]

there's tons more but i can't remember them..... i'll add them as i recall them

was she turkish?

 

[TrueBlueLS]

There's a lady that shops where I work who always writes checks. She's Pat Cox.

 

[shiner]

Funniest name I've ever seen? Probably a girl named Velveeta Rotel. Funniest name of someone I know? Elmer C. Tadpole Jr.

 

[Nohr]

I came across a funny one in a phone book once, it was something like Gibby Gibarghese.

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

Check this sh1t, I knew a couple that married in AZ and their names before AND after marriage were:

Eric Hansen
Erica Hansen

 

[yobarman]

Originally posted by: Hamburgerpimp
Adolph Oliverbush

hahaha 12 seconds after i read that I started laughing histerically.

 

[LongCoolMother]

mike hawk

long thang

phuc yoo

 

[AZGamer]

First, I had a teacher who was Lynn and had a wife named Lynnete.

At my last Speech and Debate Tournament, there was a guy named Jim Jimmerson.

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: DAWeinG
Winona Ryder

And her sister Iwanna