What is the funniest name you've ever seen?

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geno

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Dec 26, 1999
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I've heard of a girl named "Porntip"

Two things:
A: It starts with Porn
B: Reminds me of "Corn Chip"
 

jlee

Lifer
Sep 12, 2001
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I saw a really strange name on a driver's license...Geneva Boozer Womeldorf. That's the strangest I've seen so far...
 

LaLaLand

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Sep 18, 2002
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Originally posted by: SherEPunjab
Thi is the funniest I've personally seen:


Look at what city its located in.


link


I aint buyin a Gay NOTHIN!


I called up their phone digits and a salesman named Rod Stockinme answered the phone.
:Q
 

LiQiCE

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Oct 9, 1999
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No lie, my roomate in college was showing me his high school yearbook and there was a girl in there named "Kitty Chow" !!! I'm sure she can't wait to get married as long as its not another bad combination! (Kitty Pharts?)
 

911paramedic

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Jan 7, 2002
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My buddy works with a guy named Richard Wartz. Try it using the short version of his first name, Dick.

He sells timeshares at the Las Vegas Hilton hotel. Just go in there and ask to see Dick Wartz.
 

przero

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Dec 30, 2000
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Nobody believes this but in my hometown there were 2 brothers Deliscious and Delightful. not particularly odd except their last name - Peters!

Scouts honor!
 

Netopia

Diamond Member
Oct 9, 1999
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How about Luke Sissyfag?

Don't believe it? Do a google search. He ran for the mayor of Wash D.C. a few years back!

Joe
 

olds

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Mar 3, 2000
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I had a friend who's name was Dick Akin. In the Army they always call you by last name first so it was Akin Dick. Another guy was named Mike Major and he was a Sergeant (E5). So he was Sergeant Major, which is a rank itself (E9).
 

shopbruin

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Jul 12, 2000
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there was once in a yearbook i saw a girl named "my ho" imagine a guy bringing her home to his parents.

"mom, dad, this is My Ho."

also knew a girl named "uyen do" Uyen is pronounced "win"
 

Kadarin

Lifer
Nov 23, 2001
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I've met a Dick Buttafock, and Danielle Cumalot (she was a MILF with a sexy european accent). My high school yearbook had a girl named Phuc Ngo.
 

numark

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Sep 17, 2002
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Originally posted by: LordMaul
Shithead. Pronounced "Shith-eed"

Heh, the yearbook people at my high school are allowed to pick the network names for their computers every year (the only ones with Photoshop and Pagemaker, the *#&@s) and one person came up with the name Shi'thead. The funniest thing is, the network admin is such an idiot that he actually named it that, thinking it was an Indian (from India) name like they told him. (Note: this is the same guy that deleted my entire account when I told him that the network printer had disappeared from Windows because he thought that would bring it back).
 

Tallgeese

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Feb 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: Gillbot
Tom Raper - RV dealer
Oh man! I remember seein his commercials ALL THE TIME growing up. Especially in the afternoons watching "Clubhouse 22"

Ahhhhh...the salad days of growing up near Dayton, OH during the 70s and 80s.
 
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