what is the maximum weight that skinny jeans will work for?

[brianmanahan]

i like how the skinny jeans look but wondered what the maximum weight is that they could possibly work for

 

[SandEagle]

88 lbs

 

[brianmanahan]

dang it really? if so i guess i have about 200 to lose

 

[DAGTA]

Whatever weight you are comfortable being when you inform the public of your sexuality.

 

[PieIsAwesome]

You just need to have a slender profile. Otherwise you will have sausage-casing look. So weight depends on height/body frame.

If you are talking about super skinny emo jeans, you need to be anorexic.

 

[Kaido]

88 lbs

What happens at 88.5?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Buy a girdle.

 

[hans007]

What happens at 88.5?

Your ass travels back in time

 

[Kadarin]

What happens at 88.5?

You're gonna see some serious shit!

 

[Jodell88]

300 pounds ± 100 pounds.

 

[SparkyJJO]

Skinny jeans are gay.

 

[Shortcut]

i like how the skinny jeans look but wondered what the maximum weight is that they could possibly work for

If one has to ask...

 

[Jodell88]

Skinny jeans are gay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LoxiO9iAVM

 

[RossMAN]

Let me consult our resident jean aficionado ... I'll let you know what his response is.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

They don't work at all for guys, no matter what weight you are.

 

[happysmiles]

Doesn't matter your weight, it matters the percentage of fat on your legs.

 

[chimaxi83]

Doesn't matter your weight, what matters is just how large your vagina is.

 

[God Mode]

Skinny jeans suffocate your jewels.

 

[SlitheryDee]

I don't see the point of skinny jeans. They make us look even more like the awful, ungainly creatures that we are. Also, why would anyone be proud of having no muscles in their legs?

 

[shortylickens]

Teenage females under 100 pounds.

No one else.

 

[brianmanahan]

Doesn't matter your weight, it matters the percentage of fat on your legs.

how does one measure legfat?

 

[bigrash]

I'd say 120 lbs.

 

[GrumpyMan]

no man should ever wear them, ever and ever, never and ever.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Teenage females under 100 pounds.

No one else.

Have you seen the video of the black dad that chastises his son for wearing them?

 

[Perknose]

What happens at 88.5?

Eight ounces of unforgettable horror get permanently imprinted on the retinas of everyone the wearer comes in contact with.