What is the most...

[Hyperblaze]

Successful pick up line you've ever used?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Jero
Successful pick up line you've ever used?

hi, buy me a drink.

 

[nmcglennon]

Hi I'm Neil, can I buy you a drink?

Most girls I've met *hate* pickup lines.

 

[anxi80]

my love for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in.

(or)

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

(or)

me: wanna go to my place for some pizza and to screw?
her: ewwww, no!!!
me: what, you dont like pizza?

(or)

me: would you like to dance?
her: (repulsed) no i dont want to dance!
me: no, you misunderstood me.... i said you look fat in those pants!

 

[CrackRabbit]

never used one

 

[MartyMcFly3]

"OMG... today on Anandtech Off-Topic which is an internet forum I am a member of, this n00b was posting something really lame and he got pwned all over."

Works like a charm.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: nmcglennon
Hi I'm Neil, can I buy you a drink?

Most girls I've met *hate* pickup lines.

I never understood this "buy you a drink" thing.

what does that imply?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: nmcglennon
Hi I'm Neil, can I buy you a drink?

Most girls I've met *hate* pickup lines.

I never understood this "buy you a drink" thing.

what does that imply?

it implies that they get to stick around and talk with you while you sip the free drink.

 

[DAGTA]

"Hi, I'm Ryan "

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: nmcglennon
Hi I'm Neil, can I buy you a drink?

Most girls I've met *hate* pickup lines.

I never understood this "buy you a drink" thing.

what does that imply?

It implies that you are in a bar and trying to pick up a woman.

 

[Juno]

I've succeeded by using this pickup lines on chicks.

"Can I have a picture of you?"

If a chick hands me her picture then say,

"Sweet, I'm gonna show Santa that I want for Christmas."

 

[dragonballgtz]

I never understood this "buy you a drink" thing.
what does that imply?

One night stand.

Seriously though you are just trying to get to know a lady.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: nmcglennon
Hi I'm Neil, can I buy you a drink?

Most girls I've met *hate* pickup lines.

I never understood this "buy you a drink" thing.

what does that imply?

it implies that they get to stick around and talk with you while you sip the free drink.

So it's like a barter system?

For the period of time it takes you to sip the drink, they get the chance to talk to you?

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: jewno
I've succeeded by using this pickup lines on chicks.

"Can I have a picture of you?"

If a chick hands me her picture then say,

"Sweet, I'm gonna show Santa that I want for Christmas."

And then you show her the ol' "stocking stuffer."

 

[MithShrike]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
never used one

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Mith

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
never used one

 

This worked best.

 

[Squisher]

Hey, wanna do some 'ludes?

 

[lokiju]

"You have a great smile!"

Ladies just love to hear that.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: jewno
I've succeeded by using this pickup lines on chicks.

"Can I have a picture of you?"

If a chick hands me her picture then say,

"Sweet, I'm gonna show Santa that I want for Christmas."

lol, that's the best one so far

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

I've never used any, but how about:

"You sure look better than a Fleshlight!"

 

[CraigRT]

I honestly don't think I've ever been lame enough to use one

 

[HardcoreRobot]

do you like me?
yes / no
(circle one)

 

[SWScorch]

I'm going to PR in this 2-miler for you.

hey, I'm still with her

 

[HardcoreRobot]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: nmcglennon
Hi I'm Neil, can I buy you a drink?

Most girls I've met *hate* pickup lines.

I never understood this "buy you a drink" thing.

what does that imply?

it implies that they get to stick around and talk with you while you sip the free drink.

So it's like a barter system?

For the period of time it takes you to sip the drink, they get the chance to talk to you?

I envision it more as a peace offering. Indirect negotiations if you will. You get to basically ask if you are attractive enough for her to talk to you and see if she is interested without actually saying it. Also, you are really just trying to get them drunk enough to go home with you.