what is the smallest thing in the universe?

[brianmanahan]

my friends kid asked me, and i have no clue what to tell him. i dont want to look dumb so i told him id find out and let him know.

 

[Printer Bandit]

my penis.

 

[Perknose]

Printer Bandit's penis.

 

[JJChicken]

my penis.

Pretty sure OP's penis is smaller.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

A String.

 

[Crono]

I think quarks are the smallest particles we know of.

 

[SlitheryDee]

A Planck length?

 

[NikolaeVarius]

A Planck length?

That's a unit of distance, not a thing.

 

[BladeVenom]

I think quarks are the smallest particles we know of.

Isn't the Higgs Boson even smaller?

Or just say subatomic particles.

 

[SsupernovaE]

Neutrinos are the only thing we have evidence for being the smallest thing. Theoretically, it would be strings or branes. Perhaps the quantum foam.

 

[SlitheryDee]

That's a unit of distance, not a thing.

Well I dunno then. *shrug*

 

[brianmanahan]

Neutrinos are the only thing we have evidence for being the smallest thing. Theoretically, it would be strings or branes. Perhaps the quantum foam.

thanks, i will probably tell him neutrinos just to be on the safe side

 

[IronWing]

rch

 

[tcG]

Define "thing". Your mind can conceive of the infinitesimally small, or at least the mathematical concept thereof.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

rch

A very precise and frequently used standard of measure, indeed.

 

[Rastus]

rch

winnar!

 

[dr150]

Printer Bandit's penis.

He's sucked his cock so I would go with his informed answer. :biggrin:

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

Can't believe this thread has gone on this long without the obligatory :

Asian penis

 

[DAGTA]

Whatever is the current smallest measurement of energy. A single vibration?

 

[BoomerD]

http://news.yahoo.com/smallest-thing-universe-120541798.html

 

[Red Squirrel]

a black hole?

 

[Meghan54]

Can't believe this thread has gone on this long without the obligatory :

Asian penis

You're close.

The answer is the twigs and berries of any "male" wearing skinny jeans.

 

[jupiter57]

My memory?

 

[The Boston Dangler]

a singularity - the black hole can be huge, but the liquid cherry center has no width, it's just a point

 

[jupiter57]

My memory?