What is the worst pet?

[ahenkel]

Jerk! I don't buy roosters. People keep dropping them off at my house.

I believe you'll just cook it so you're welcome for the free meal.

 

[OBLAMA2009]

worst pet--pythons. dumbest pet--mud puppies. i had a couple of theses as a kid. they would crawl up the sides of the tank and get out and hop into the central heating vents and dry themselves out. strangely you could just drop them back into the tank and they would come to life again

 

[wischeez]

Elephant Shrew

 

[KingGheedora]

A game breed pit bull. He can kill other animals while wearing a muzzle, heaven forbid you take it off.

How is that possible?

 

[DivideBYZero]

How is that possible?

Bad doggie farts.

 

[Ruger22C]

An indoor black Labrador...
Nail every thing down, otherwise it'll get knocked over! Hyper little punks.

Oh, and the shedding ... ... ... wow

 

[RollWave]

girlfriend < *

 

[highland145]

You're probably thinking of chimpanzees. They are not monkeys.

But you still knew what I meant because those monkeys will evolve into chimps and then humans. And we all know humans are the worst pets.

 

[PingSpike]

Chimps are awful pets, but that is because they're an awful animal to begin with. They're like humans that lack technology, culture or any kind of meaningful construction ability plus they're far uglier, throw their own poop and eat each other. So basically, take a human, remove everything that is good about it and exaggerate everything that sucks about it and then its "Gentlemen, I give you...the Chimp!"

They're just a fail creature, the fact that we evolved from them in an embarrassment that our entire species can never live down. We should probably just exterminate their entire species so we don't have to be reminded that we came from them. Then we can make up a fake story about how we actually evolved from Jaguars or at the very least a less shitty ape like the Gorilla.

 

[evident]

sorry for thread necro, but i heard that rabbits make awful pets and they just see their humans as a food dispenser and give them no affection while running around eating cords and pooping all over the place.

i had two smelly turtles and gave them away because i had to clean the tank every other day.

i don't get the fish hate, they're pretty easy to take care of and imo more rewarding than turtles. while not as interesting as cats/dogs their waste is confined to their tanks, you dont get "accidents" like you would with other pets

 

[Gooberlx2]

Sugar glider

I was at a convention recently and a guy was there showing them off. Fucking retarded cute little creatures. I can see how they'd be a lot of hassle though.

 

[zinfamous]

also, ferrets. they stink.

Yeah, they'll bite, too.

well, after that ferret ate that baby's fingers, I guess we'll have to consider this one more seriously.

D:

 

[Capt Caveman]

sorry for thread necro, but i heard that rabbits make awful pets and they just see their humans as a food dispenser and give them no affection while running around eating cords and pooping all over the place.

i had two smelly turtles and gave them away because i had to clean the tank every other day.

i don't get the fish hate, they're pretty easy to take care of and imo more rewarding than turtles. while not as interesting as cats/dogs their waste is confined to their tanks, you dont get "accidents" like you would with other pets

I believe rabbits can be litterbox trained.

 

[oddyager]

women?

 

[QueBert]

Moose.

They look cute and all . . . and they are . . . that is until they poop.

http://www.mooseheaven.com/pet-moose.htm

But the guy said his pet Moose will eat honey buns right out of his mouth. I mean who wouldn't want a Moose to eat food directly out of their mouth?

Fuck that's nasty lol.

 

[CVSiN]

Fish definitely. You might as well own a painting.

what about if you had sharks with laser beams.. that makes fish alot more exciting..

lol..

 

[Blackjack200]

[Oldsmoboat]The ATOTers in my basement... just kidding, they are actually wonderful pets[/Oldsmoboat]

 

[eits]

pet rock

 

[OutHouse]

NM

 

[mmntech]

Hamster. They're dirty, smelly, they nip at you, they don't live very long, they eat their own excrement, and they run on those damn noisy wheels for hours on end.

 

[potluv]

Children???

Grrr... already beaten to the punch. Humans, they never listen to you.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Cats.

 

[Sea Moose]

Moose.

They look cute and all . . . and they are . . . that is until they poop.

http://www.mooseheaven.com/pet-moose.htm

But you like the sea faring kind.... right? :wub:

 

[69Mach1]

That's kind of an important point. That moose will be at a severe disadvantage in the wild. Anyone hunting that thing will just have to lure it home with a honey bun, then club it in the backyard. Personally, I'd try to discourage it from leaving my property.

I want to watch anyone try to club a Moose to death. They might be in for a surprise.

 

[her209]

Turtles. They are samonella machines.

Fish are fun to have because its about the challenge to keeping them and seeing them thrive in an artificial environment that you built and maintained. And you know you're successful when they are spawn for you.