What is the worst thing you've ever said to a girl?

[imported_umbra]

actually I've said one thing that was probably worse than my last post.

You were good but my hand was better

 

[Cobalt]

"I won't miss you" and the next one was more comedic but I think it made her feel bad.

I was sitting down to lunch with a couple friends, and this girl we know, really thin, walks buy and says the lunch line is too long and she is really hungry. And my friend and I in unison go, "YOU EAT?!"

 

[FiberoN]

this is hilarious

 

[Dogmeat]

It looked better on the hanger! (while we were cloths shopping)

 

[Muse]

Originally posted by: tallest1
"What is the worst thing you've ever said to a girl?"

The wrong name in bed

Yeah, that's one of those things you don't want to do. I'm not sure I've ever done it, but there's been a time or two I had to catch myself.

Other than that, I can't think of anything. I try hard not to make those kinds of mistakes. Somebody once told me that it's best if everything you say behind someone's back is something you wouldn't hesitate to say right to their face! If you can do that, you are relatively safe from saying something catastrophic, period, IMO. Besides that, you'd be well on your way to being an avatar.

 

[mjkim]

"Your too f*cking ugly to call my name" A friend of mine actually said it.. but i think its THE worst thing i ever heard...

 

[newParadigm]

Drugs and lice and everythng nice...

 

[travlen]

Originally posted by: ZeGermans
not said to her, but to the guy right next to her:
"hey, sean, you drunk enough yet to find sara attractive?"

I'm a cruel, cruel drunk.

ROFLMFAO

 

[Demo24]

Originally posted by: Dogmeat
It looked better on the hanger! (while we were cloths shopping)

:laugh:

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
"So when's the due date?" to a woman who wasn't pregnant.

HAHAAH



God this thread is awesome!! One of the best ever read on ATOT Real LOL material

 

[rocadelpunk]

to ex while she was talking about giving the new boyfriend head "adam said he likes my moves"
me: really? You gave terrible head
her: "mouth agape"

of course this was all theatrics as she knew she gave lously head it was just kinda funny moment between two friends .

of course before we were friends and had broken up about 6-8 months before that i told her how she was one of the most depraved worthless human beings i'd ever encountered.

something along those lines

 

[ShoNuff]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
"It's not just gonna suck itself."

- M4H

I vote for this one! LOL

 

[Alex]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
"I love you" <-- A week before I dumped her, and I knew it was coming.

try a month... but yeah pretty much same story here

 

[BentValve]

So this couple was driving along and come across something in the road, the husband stops the car and they both get out to inspect it. The wife though it was a dog , the husband looks it over and sees its all black with a white stripe going down its back. "Its a Skunk!" says the husband. It was obviously injured so they decided to take it to the animal shelter. "Where will we put it, this is a SKUNK!" says the wife. "Oh, just hold him between your legs" says the husband. "What about the smell?" says the wife. "He will be alright" says the husband.

 

[Cheval]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Nothing. I'm a gentlman.

same here.

 

[captains]

was at a concert with a couple of friends and this fat chick we were with was sittin on my sweat shirt. when i got it back i looked at my friend and said it so warm like it came outta the dryer and i'm not talkin about a piece of it i'm talkin about the whole shirt. she over heard it and cried......i cried to cuz i was laughing so hard

 

[zCypher]

Originally posted by: captains
was at a concert with a couple of friends and this fat chick we were with was sittin on my sweat shirt. when i got it back i looked at my friend and said it so warm like it came outta the dryer and i'm not talkin about a piece of it i'm talkin about the whole shirt. she over heard it and cried......i cried to cuz i was laughing so hard

lol

 

[Kanalua]

Told my youngest sister she was fat...in a tirade...still feel bad about that one...

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

Some snide remark about her age...

 

[BD2003]

I didnt say it myself, but I can personally tell you the worst thing ive ever heard said to a girl.

My friend works in a deli...there is a woman that comes around often to buy some turkey to feed her dogs. He was told this by the manager. He's personally never spoken to her before.

So just trying to be friendly, when she comes in and orders some roast beef, he says "I didnt know dogs ate red meat."

The look on her face was priceless. A combination of shock, disgust and total incredulity.

 

[Abix]

Originally posted by: whoiswes

Originally posted by: Hammer

Originally posted by: Injury
She got knocked up, doesn't know who the father is. I told her it was a bad idea to be having sex with random guys when you are 18 and refuse to wear a condom, among not having a permanent place to live and no money... hadn't seen her for about 10 months, didn't care to...


Her: I had my baby... it's a girl, she's so cute!
Me: Congrats... on being the new worst mother in the world.
Her: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: Hopefully she won't be a whore like you.



Don't think I'll have to worry about running into her again.

i think you're winning so far

agreed.

Winnar.

 

[cjgallen]

"You're annoying."

I felt like an arsehole

 

[StormRider]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
"So when's the due date?" to a woman who wasn't pregnant.

You did a Kramer...

 

[Hyperblaze]

What's your name again?

 

[aplefka]

I totally thought someone recreated this thread and as I was reading the replies I was thinking "What the hell, these sound exactly like last time."

:beer: for all!

 

[ribbon13]

Your sister was better.