What is the worst thing you've ever said to a girl?

[JohnAn2112]

Originally posted by: brigden
"Can I borrow your jeans?"

OMG!

 

[Boot Weasel]

I said this once out loud when I came home to my girlfriend Lois: "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life."

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
"I love you" <-- A week before I dumped her, and I knew it was coming.

same here. except it was the night before.

 

[JASANITY]

A girl always asked me to go out on dates with her all the time. I said I would not go out with her unless she wore makeup. Needless to say, we never went out on a date.

 

[Emveach]

During highschool, we had a class that had a desk that the chair set back more in, making it more roomy and comfortable. I arrived to class early and grabbed that seat. A few seconds later, in walked one of the pregnant girls. She wanted that seat. This is what was said as best to my recollection:

Her: Get up. Thats my seat.
Me: To bad. I got here first.
Her: Move your fvcking a$$, I want that chair.
Me: Not gonna happen bitch.
Her: You need to move. I'm pregnant.
Me: So what? I didn't do it, and I'm not about to change my life for some knocked up immoral slut.

Thats when she slapped me, I started laughing. She slapped me again. I laughed harder. When she pulled her hand back to slap me a third time, I stood up, flipped the desk over, and told her:

Me: If you ever slap me agin I will punch you in the gut so hard you will cough up a fetus.


Later, I had a nice talk with the principle.

 

[BustaBust]

One time I was taggin it from behind and she said, "You're not gonna call me again, are you?" and I said ,"Yeah...shut up" and said "God!--This is going to take forever".

Also, told a girl that I was going out with that she was a girl that would drive a man to homosexuality.
Also, a friend was sitting next to me talking about her and said "man shes hot" in a way she could hear it and I said "thats mean" in the same manner.

Can't think of anything else off the top of my head.

 

[grrl]

Originally posted by: Horus
"I value my friends over you. What? Is that so bad?"

TOTAL freudian slip.

It may not be the worst thing, but I told a girlfriend that if she forced me to choose between my friends and her, she'd lose.

And she did.

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: Emveach
During highschool, we had a class that had a desk that the chair set back more in, making it more roomy and comfortable. I arrived to class early and grabbed that seat. A few seconds later, in walked one of the pregnant girls. She wanted that seat. This is what was said as best to my recollection:

Her: Get up. Thats my seat.
Me: To bad. I got here first.
Her: Move your fvcking a$$, I want that chair.
Me: Not gonna happen bitch.
Her: You need to move. I'm pregnant.
Me: So what? I didn't do it, and I'm not about to change my life for some knocked up immoral slut.

Thats when she slapped me, I started laughing. She slapped me again. I laughed harder. When she pulled her hand back to slap me a third time, I stood up, flipped the desk over, and told her:

Me: If you ever slap me agin I will punch you in the gut so hard you will cough up a fetus.


Later, I had a nice talk with the principle.

excellent.

 

[Ranger X]

"I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle."

 

[DaWhim]

"you're fat"

I said it to many girls and a few of them ended up crying

 

[EmoHawk]

Originally posted by: Emveach
During highschool, we had a class that had a desk that the chair set back more in, making it more roomy and comfortable. I arrived to class early and grabbed that seat. A few seconds later, in walked one of the pregnant girls. She wanted that seat. This is what was said as best to my recollection:

Her: Get up. Thats my seat.
Me: To bad. I got here first.
Her: Move your fvcking a$$, I want that chair.
Me: Not gonna happen bitch.
Her: You need to move. I'm pregnant.
Me: So what? I didn't do it, and I'm not about to change my life for some knocked up immoral slut.

Thats when she slapped me, I started laughing. She slapped me again. I laughed harder. When she pulled her hand back to slap me a third time, I stood up, flipped the desk over, and told her:

Me: If you ever slap me agin I will punch you in the gut so hard you will cough up a fetus.


Later, I had a nice talk with the principle.

Well done that man. Women think that they have the right to slap men without it being counted a physical assault.

 

[vshah]

"you don't deserve me, bye" (last words i ever said to her)

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: EmoHawk

Originally posted by: Emveach
During highschool, we had a class that had a desk that the chair set back more in, making it more roomy and comfortable. I arrived to class early and grabbed that seat. A few seconds later, in walked one of the pregnant girls. She wanted that seat. This is what was said as best to my recollection:

Her: Get up. Thats my seat.
Me: To bad. I got here first.
Her: Move your fvcking a$$, I want that chair.
Me: Not gonna happen bitch.
Her: You need to move. I'm pregnant.
Me: So what? I didn't do it, and I'm not about to change my life for some knocked up immoral slut.

Thats when she slapped me, I started laughing. She slapped me again. I laughed harder. When she pulled her hand back to slap me a third time, I stood up, flipped the desk over, and told her:

Me: If you ever slap me agin I will punch you in the gut so hard you will cough up a fetus.


Later, I had a nice talk with the principle.

Well done that man. Women think that they have the right to slap men without it being counted a physical assault.

Uhh....still...that's the most repugnant thing I've ever read, and I read ATOT every day! :Q

 

[EmoHawk]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Uhh....still...that's the most repugnant thing I've ever read, and I read ATOT every day! :Q

I'm not saying that he couldn't have dealt with it in another way but the woman obviously had an attitude problem. Its not like (if she was quoted correctly) that she asked nicely or anything. Wheres the need for violence?

 

[slightlyhuman]

"if i saw your name in the obituary next week, i wouldnt care"

 

[LukFilm]

Originally posted by: overclock
I actually said this to my wife during an "important" discussion...

Her: Do you understand what I'm saying.
Me: Blah, blah, blah

Don't say the same thing I did. That just makes the discussion go on for longer.

ROTFL

 

[LukFilm]

Originally posted by: ZePHyRaNTHeS

Originally posted by: brigden
"Can I borrow your jeans?"

OMG!

I CAN borrow my wife's jeans. And they are loose too. Anyway, I'm skinny and she had a baby, so it's cool

 

[angrymaxx]

Originally posted by: Injury
She got knocked up, doesn't know who the father is. I told her it was a bad idea to be having sex with random guys when you are 18 and refuse to wear a condom, among not having a permanent place to live and no money... hadn't seen her for about 10 months, didn't care to...


Her: I had my baby... it's a girl, she's so cute!
Me: Congrats... on being the new worst mother in the world.
Her: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: Hopefully she won't be a whore like you.



Don't think I'll have to worry about running into her again.

Injury for elite!!!

 

"You better get tested, I have aids."

 

[Luthorcrow]

"If you walk out the fycking door to his house don't bother coming back you fycking whore."

Needless to say should became unpleasent after that comment .

 

[xarmian]

Originally posted by: dquan97
When I was in college and shopping with my then-gf, she held up something cute for me to see and I absentmindedly told her that she should get it for her kids instead of ours. The whole relationship fell apart from then on.

In all honesty, if she took it that way and let the relationship die over that, she wasn't worth it to begin with. Nuf said.

-Dave

 

[MercenaryForHire]

"The smartest thing to ever come out of your mouth was my dick."

- M4H

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: Emveach
During highschool, we had a class that had a desk that the chair set back more in, making it more roomy and comfortable. I arrived to class early and grabbed that seat. A few seconds later, in walked one of the pregnant girls. She wanted that seat. This is what was said as best to my recollection:

Her: Get up. Thats my seat.
Me: To bad. I got here first.
Her: Move your fvcking a$$, I want that chair.
Me: Not gonna happen bitch.
Her: You need to move. I'm pregnant.
Me: So what? I didn't do it, and I'm not about to change my life for some knocked up immoral slut.

Thats when she slapped me, I started laughing. She slapped me again. I laughed harder. When she pulled her hand back to slap me a third time, I stood up, flipped the desk over, and told her:

Me: If you ever slap me agin I will punch you in the gut so hard you will cough up a fetus.


Later, I had a nice talk with the principle.

LOL!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Cross]

Originally posted by: Anubis
it involved a 3 page email i typed on my 21st bday drunk as fvck, i think i have it save someplace, but it woudl get me banned from here, needless to say it was so bad that the girl i sent it to wanted to file a restraning order against me

I require a PM of this email for further review!

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
"The smartest thing to ever come out of your mouth was my dick."

- M4H

that was TUcker Max was it not?