What is the worst thing you've ever said to a girl?

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
Without getting killed in the process?

how about you?

 

[Snapster]

Originally posted by: aplefka
I totally thought someone recreated this thread and as I was reading the replies I was thinking "What the hell, these sound exactly like last time."

:beer: for all!

Almost had me for a second!

:beer:

 

[Grey]

A group of us were playing a card game and one of the girls kept getting asked for refills. Finally she gets sick of getting up for the fridge and asks
"why does everyone keep asking me to do it"
"because you are easy"-my poorly worded response. I went to bed alone that night

 

[PHiuR]

can't really think of any besides asking this person who I couldnt tell if it was a he/she "are you a guy?"

 

[Baked]

"Wish I could be more of an ass like your ex's."

 

[RegaPlanet]

I've told a gf at the time that I had slept with some girl and liked it even tho I didn't just because she kept pestering me about it. I just got tired of repeating myself and not being believed(yes, ironic). Now we're totally broken up over the ordeal and she thinks I was in love with some chick I never really liked to begin with. Talk about feeling like you were pushed and then asked why you jumped!

 

[dderidex]

Originally posted by: JASANITY
A girl always asked me to go out on dates with her all the time. I said I would not go out with her unless she wore makeup. Needless to say, we never went out on a date.

Yeah, what IS it with some women and not wanting to wear makeup?

It's like, she wants ME to put cologne on, do my hair nicely, dress sharp, stay all nice and cleanshaven....but won't wear makeup.

WTF?!

 

[flyboy84]

:thumbsup: for all hillarious thread!

 

[intogamer]

whats that banana doing under the bed?

 

[arcenite]

I love you but I can't stand you.

 

[Brutuskend]

Whoever did your sex change operation ripped you OFF!



























Actually I've never said that, but it would be good!

 

[MeanMeosh]

Originally posted by: BD2003
I didnt say it myself, but I can personally tell you the worst thing ive ever heard said to a girl.

My friend works in a deli...there is a woman that comes around often to buy some turkey to feed her dogs. He was told this by the manager. He's personally never spoken to her before.

So just trying to be friendly, when she comes in and orders some roast beef, he says "I didnt know dogs ate red meat."

The look on her face was priceless. A combination of shock, disgust and total incredulity.

i totally don't get this one

 

[DeepBlu]

She thought he was calling her a dog.

 

[cavemanmoron]

would you marry me?

divorced several years later. :frown:

 

[aethandor13]

while out with some of my friends at a bar, this girl comes over and starts talking to one of my buddies. the girls it talking away when my friend says " excuse me but you must have me mistaken for some one that likes fat chicks." i all most choked on my beer and she had a look on her face like i have never seen before.

 

[Trevelyan]

Originally posted by: aethandor13
while out with some of my friends at a bar, this girl comes over and starts talking to one of my buddies. the girls it talking away when my friend says " excuse me but you must have me mistaken for some one that likes fat chicks." i all most choked on my beer and she had a look on her face like i have never seen before.

:Q:Q:laugh:

 

[Semidevil]

one of my coworkers was adjusting new glasses to a 7 or 8 year old girl...

the girl was wearing a rather tight shirt, and her belly was sticking out, so my co worker was like, "look at you, your belly is so cute, I thought you were pregnant"...
yea, the mom did not like it very much...

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: Trevelyan

Originally posted by: aethandor13
while out with some of my friends at a bar, this girl comes over and starts talking to one of my buddies. the girls it talking away when my friend says " excuse me but you must have me mistaken for some one that likes fat chicks." i all most choked on my beer and she had a look on her face like i have never seen before.

:Q:Q:laugh:

Roofles.