Human! Bad thing. Humans aren't good for much, except fucking things up, and if you don't take care of it now, you can get a bad infestation. They make a nasty squish that's exceedingly difficult to clean, so I recommend a different method of eradication.
hah, nice one.
How many bugs would it take to take a human down? Assuming venom isn't involved.
I don't even bat an eye seeing (on average) five of those centipedes in my basement every year. Though that hand would creep me out, sort of like "Thing" from the Addams family.