Back when a P-II 350 was |33+, I called it Skynet. I just finished a very long upgrade to a Duron 600+150o/c (don't worry, I'll push it some more, ) that absolutely RAWKS the old box, and since I have them on a KVM I decided to give them cutesy names. Chuck is the old one, because I should probably just Chuck it in the garbage (see the
UPS thread here for explanation). Buck is the new one, since I have put all of my recent disposable income into it. I'm also sort of in charge of my sister's old laptop, since I'm the only computer-literate person in the same house as it. It's butt-old, so I call it da**it, as in "Da**it not again!!" or "Da**it you are so pathetically slow!!" or "Da**it! I can't believe it's another BSOD!!"
More info at:
My System Rig Page.