Laptop - It (or several other names, mostly unprintable, usually invoked at 3 AM, after the beeper has gone off...)
My brand-new system - MKAGM, aka Mom's Kick-A$$ Gaming Machine, christened last night by son-&-heir as he and hubby worked on setting it up and getting everything plugged in properly.
AMD T-bird 1-Ghz, 256Mb RAM, ASUS A7V133 mobo (newer one with RAID support), other assorted odds-and-ends (I don't have the list right here in front of me), and it's mine! All mine!!
(Of course, hubby is already muttering about slipping down here to stuff American McGee's Alice in it - poor baby, he only has a K2-400...)
Lady Niniane