What is your favorite SOUND to wake up to in the morning?

[Anubis]

Air raid sirens

move to western NY they go off all the time here

 

[SlitheryDee]

Sizzling bacon?

Any cooking food sound would work.

 

[El Guaraguao]

Thunder.

 

[Ichinisan]

Sizzling stove top.

/fattie

 

[dainthomas]

The boom boom boom of skii patrol setting off the avalanche bombs. Cause that means there are freshies.

If I lived close enough to the mountain to hear that, life would be perfect!

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

A hummer.

Or a slurper...

Either way, gf's mouth on my dick.

 

[xSauronx]

Sizzling bacon?

this. a coffee maker is a close second.

 

[Platypus]

kettle going off for coffee

 

[Number1]

a gentle sucking sound.

no better way to wake up

You enjoy vacuuming in the morning?

 

[jlee]

Rain or the purring of a cat.

ftw.

 

[KeithTalent]

Birds, but not annoying-ass seagulls or crows, cute, chirpy birds.

KT

 

[dquan97]

The sound of beach water washing over the sand

 

[cardiac]

The sound of a Victoria's Secret teddy hitting the floor followed by the rustle of the sheets being pulled off of me....

 

[darkewaffle]

DENISE! ARE YOU CRAPPIN'? YOU FEED THE DOG YET?

Ah, memories.

 

[xSauronx]

Birds, but not annoying-ass seagulls or crows, cute, chirpy birds.

KT

i so fucking hate the sounds of birds in the morning. that makes me think of a poem:

I Woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still,
When suddenly a tiny bird,
Perched on my window sill.


It sang a song so lovely,
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles,
Began to slip away.


It sang of far off places,
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very song,
Brought out the morning sun.


I pulled back the covers,
... crept slowly out of bed,
And gently shut the window,
And crushed his fucking head.

if i had a way to get rid of the bastards id go for it.

 

[BoomerD]

the voices in my head telling me to wake up for another awesome day of my awesomeness.

Your dog told me that the voices in your head are lying to you again...


For me, the sound of waves on the beach.

 

[DivideBYZero]

The lilting sounds of the perfect sloppy blow job.

 

[alkemyst]

you guys are going to be disappointed when you realize that sound is me getting it and not you...

just go back to sleep, I'll be leaving soon anyway.

after she makes my omelette.

 

[mk]

NSFW.

 

[halik]

"wanna have sex?"

 

[JulesMaximus]

Slurp slurp slurp...wait, is that alkemyst? Dude!!! WTF!!! Get your mouth off my knob and get out of my house!!!

 

[DivideBYZero]

Slurp slurp slurp...wait, is that alkemyst? Dude!!! WTF!!! Get your mouth off my knob and get out of my house!!!

For reals. I didn't know he was into sucking cocks.

 

[moshquerade]

a gentle sucking sound.

no better way to wake up

well... that was sorta the inspiration for this thread actually :wub:

 

[moshquerade]

Slurp slurp slurp...wait, is that alkemyst? Dude!!! WTF!!! Get your mouth off my knob and get out of my house!!!

ack!

 

[Drako]

NSFW.

LOL, what the hell was that