zomgracistban.He was thinking about KFC.
You mean offense?
He's running vB, and just experienced one of its frequent server timeouts.
Edit: ...or whatever the hell just happened here.
That, or else he's finally found a really good squat of dominance.
Perhaps this lineman has a false start problem and was told by his coaches that he would be running 100 suicides if he ever again moved before the proper snap count.
Obviously, the ball was not snapped on the right count (as all four of the non-centers did not move immediately).
He took the coaches warning it to the extreme, possibly to show up the coaches or to show how well he listens.
Are there any quotes from the lineman or coach about this posted anywhere?
MotionMan
Bump for video example of what I was talking about above:
Entire O-line doesn't move http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgpPGfj1_sM