What mean things did you do to other kids when you were a child? (This ones for you, Paulson)

[Sephiroth_IX]

<< Altho, I admit, I have done mean things to people. >>

-Paulson

Taken from another thread in this forum.


So, everyone, what mean things did you do to other kids when you were a child?

Lets hear it...

 

[Russ]

In 6th grade at a track meet I gave several kids Xlax and told them it was chocolate candy. I still laugh my ass off thinking about the results!!!!

Russ, NCNE

 

[Sephiroth_IX]

Ahahahaha I am so enjoying this newfounded &quot;badass&quot; Russ

 

[Warrenton]

Worst thing I ever did was aided a kid planting a condom in a girls purse so her parents would find it... ouch.. that was DUMB.

 

[Viper GTS]

I broke a bow off a girl's brand new dress shoes when I was in 5th grade or something like that. I stomped on her foot (intentionally) as we were standing in line.

Other than that I behaved myself pretty well.

Viper GTS

 

[ThisIsMatt]

Saran (sp?) wrapped my best friend's brother's friend to a lawn chair, colored marker on his face (it was washable!) and drove him to to the end of the street. Yeah, I felt bad...the kid's still a little punk though! lol

 

[DanC]

I'm taking a little divergence from Paulson-bashing and noting that:

Paulson is remarkably intelligent given his youth
Paulson is remarkably youthful given his intelligence.

Paulson WILL grow up...
and - we'll likely all WORK FOR HIM -

so... cut him some slack. He's a decent kid.

 

[Sephiroth_IX]

I never once bashed Paulson, he is on my ICQ and i consider him a friend... How, exactly, did i get into Paulson bashing?

 

[Warrenton]

Hey, how old do you think I am?

 

[Viper GTS]

No...

How old am I?



Viper GTS

 

[DanC]

Viper... 18

OOOOOpsss.. I wasn't suppose to tell was I?????

 

[Warrenton]

Me 18 too...

What the kids these days know would boggle the mind of anyone old enough to have parented them.

 

[Viper GTS]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

.o(Must check thread regarding purchase of truck and accessories...)



Viper GTS

 

[DanC]

Warrenton...



<< What the kids these days know would boggle the mind of anyone old enough to have parented them. >>

..

You just might be surprised at how smart they are. My parents were the DUMBEST PEOPLE ON EARTH when I was 17...

I'm amazed at how much they've learned....

 

[Viper GTS]

You know, it's funny... Everyone talks about how their parents were so dumb when they were 17. I honestly can't say I've ever believed that. There are things I disagree with them on (Mostly 'cause I'm not as conservative as they are. Heck, I'm listening to Limp Bizkit right now! ), but I've never had the blanket &quot;My parents are fvcking idiots&quot; attitude.

Viper GTS

 

[Napalm381]

I've never had the super rebellious feelings either...but I do think that most kids, of all ages, are more intelligent than most people give them credit for. Kids may not have formal education, but they usually have an intuition that is rarely wrong.

 

[extra]

uhmm...how about bought a nice car, ran away, and drove around washington without a license....so i'm still a child....thankfully (i'm sure my parents are thankful too!) i've calmed down a lot since then!

(and nope, i didn't do it because i was mad at my parents, hell, i ran away from a boarding school...my parents are fscking awesome, i realize that now...i feel bad for all i've put that through...but i guess i was bored with life...)

 

[Zoltar]

I did some things, but the first thing that popped in my mind.

I bought one of those tiny superballs. (They used to be 10¢)

I was in my schools playground during recess. (2nd grade I think)

I bounced the superball as hard as I can. It went up pretty high.

On the second bounce, it bounced up and hit a kid right in the eye.

(He was running like an idiot through the schoolyard.)

Gave him a pretty decent shiner.

 

[BiB]

I was a bad kid either. Worst I suppose I ever did was me and my friend used to buy cartons of eggs, go up on this rock face above a highway and launch eggs at cars...found it really hard to hit them. One ocassion though we both hit a car (different ones) at the same time, they stopped and we ran like bastards.

Oh, plus I used to love pyro-technics so we'd make up little concoctions of nail-gun cartriges, black powder, and taken apart fireworks, wrap them in with a pack of matches with ducttape and found that dashing it on the highway would result in a combination of thick smoke and a burning mass for all the cars driving by to see.

BiB

 

[Yeeny]

I made cookies when I was babysitting my little brother (under extreme duress from my mother) and he was annoying me. I forgot to put the sugar in them, and they were made with cocoa. So I made him eat them. I also use to make him eat mushrooms, because he annoyed me so much. Now he is about 6 feet tall and very strong, and I go out of my way to be nice to him, in case he gets any revenge tatics in mind.

 

[Wangel]

You mean that I was the only kid who took a garden hose of a neighbor and put it in his basement window or door mail slot and turned the hose on full. He gave better holloween candy next time!

I won't even go into all the fun you can have with super glue, thumb tacks, rubber bands, nails, and paint remover.

 

[cxim]

took a punk, stole his clothes, gave him a pair of womens panties &amp; 9cents (pay phones were a dime then ) &amp; dropped him off near some rednecks in a trailer park, him wearing only the panties.

did russ's xlax bit but in brownies to my latin class

planted beer in a guys car &amp; turned him in to the town marshal. no dope around then &amp; all he got was taken home to his parents, no jail type stuff in a small town.

let the air out of two tires on a couple who were parked way down a deserted road late one night.

spiked the punch at a vacation bible school.

put nair in the shampoo of a kid at summer camp.

put a pair of womens panties in the car of the Principal where his wife found them ( this was not a kid but it was good ) after he had paddled me for something, which I forget as the paddlings were fairly common.

drilled some holes in the ceiling of the girls shower room.

set off a smoking stink bomb in the girls shower /dressing room ( da#% they put on clothes before running out )

filled up a guys locker with fresh cow dung

stole the mascot from a rival school &amp; burned it at a pep rally before the game ( it was a stuffed animal )

put some medicine that makes your pee turn colors in coolaid at a pool party.

one real snooty girl... got some cotton balls &amp; found a bitch in heat, swabbed the bitch &amp; put the cotton balls in the girls purse. dogs followed her for days.

put out a flier at school inviting everyone to a party at a kids house ( nah, he didn't know about it until people started showing up )

then after I went to college, we pulled some really good pranks !!

 

[Total Refected Power]

I locked a kid in a garbage can at school.

We put a big brown turd in between two BURGER KING BUNS, wrapped it back up and gave it to the fat kid.

Totally drenched the freshman before school. Told the teachers they got &quot;splashed&quot; by truck through a giant puddle.

Broke a kids collar bone playing BASEBALL. You try taking HOME PLATE on ME.

 

[Adul]

My friend had a old plymoth valiant when we where in high school, we use to drive on the side walk and nail the trash cans. We also steal toilet paper from construction sites till we had a nice hug hoard of them(these where a mix of those big giant rolls and normal ones). Well, on one night, 3 car loads of people, and 3 trips at 30 minutes each we TP this kids house. by the time we where done you could not see the 3 tree in the front yard, nor could you see the front of the house. e hit another 4 house after that, but not with the same amount of TP.

 

[soup or man]

i sacrificed my friend Matt(well not anymore) to the neighborhood dog when i was about 9.

it was him or me. i made the right decision i think