Originally posted by: yoda291
"Why am I doing this again?"
"When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack"
"And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet?"
"I don't remember telling you to do that. "
Originally posted by: captains
nice............next.....you, you, you, your good..........no i'm not.............(all serious) yes u are, your good
No one answered this one: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th DimensionOriginally posted by: Astaroth33
"It flies like a truck."
"Good! What is a truck?"
Originally posted by: captains
finkle and einhorn, finkle and einhorn, einhorn and finkle, finkle and einhorn......also say hello to captain winkie
Originally posted by: brentman
"no, you dialed the very gay escort service"
"oh, not again! I must've pressed the wrong number, they really need to make a phone for us FULL FIGURED gals.."
First of all, to understand what happened to Killer, you gotta *understand* who Killer the dog was. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother and he was always ashamed of this, man. And right after that, he's adopted by this man, he's a small time gun-runner and dog fight promoter. So next thing you know, he puts Killer in training, and he is good! He is damn good! But then, he had the fight of his life ... pitted up against his own brother, Nibbles. And Killer said, 'no man, that's my brother! I can't fight Nibbles!'. But he was forced to fight anyway and Killer won, and killed Nibbles. And Killer said, 'That's it.'. And he called off all of his fights and he started doing crack and he wigged out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, his heart no longer beating.
Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
How bout this:
First of all, to understand what happened to Killer, you gotta *understand* who Killer the dog was. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother and he was always ashamed of this, man. And right after that, he's adopted by this man, he's a small time gun-runner and dog fight promoter. So next thing you know, he puts Killer in training, and he is good! He is damn good! But then, he had the fight of his life ... pitted up against his own brother, Nibbles. And Killer said, 'no man, that's my brother! I can't fight Nibbles!'. But he was forced to fight anyway and Killer won, and killed Nibbles. And Killer said, 'That's it.'. And he called off all of his fights and he started doing crack and he wigged out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, his heart no longer beating.