What movie was worse than Waterworld...

[ggavinmoss]

Here on Earth. Holy fvck I never forgave those who dragged me to watch that train wreck.

-geoff

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Matrix 2 and 3
Star Wars Episode 1 and (especially) 2
Showgirls
Signs
Planet of the Apes (the remake)
All the Batman movies, other than the first one (which is also severely overrated IMO, but much better than Waterworld)

 

[RayH]

Formula 51
Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever

 

[Modeps]

I liked waterworld for some weird reason. but if you're looking for bad movies, Thin Red Line and Unbreakable are on my worst movie ever list (that I've actually seen)

 

[Nitemare]

No one mentioned Blair Witch?

The audience cheered when the witch finally killed those annoying kids

Thin Red Lin is pretty bad as well, so was Crazy Sexy Beautiful, the last hour of AI

 

[Netopia]

The Avengers... only movie I can remember ever simply shutting off and going to bed and returning to BlockBuster without even watching the whole thing. Just AWEFUL!

Joe

 

[hg321]

Originally posted by: Feldenak
The Matrix: Reloaded
and
The Matrix: Revolutions

 

[kage69]

Waterworld wasn't great, but it wasn't a complete bomb.


Hrmmmm, really bad movies. I'd have to go with:


The Brotherhood of The Wolf (so bad, I think France should be banned from producing movies)
Empire Records (couldn't force myself to watch more than 25min of this, was worried I might claw out my eyes)
Tank Girl
Blade
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (a decent book gone horribly, horribly wrong)
The last Matrix flick
Star Wars Episode 1 and 2 (rot in hell Lucas!)
...and anything with Martin Lawrence in it.

 

[StageLeft]

Ive seen waterworld about 4 times. Honestly I love it.

 

[Buttzilla]

Originally posted by: ClueLis
Kung Pow

this is one of the funniest movies ever! you gotta look at it in perspective. they guy bought the rights to the movie and dubbed his voice in for 99% of the actors! hilarious!

 

[z0mb13]

hellboy should be up there too

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak
american wedding

I will never ever again watch a movie with Seann William Scott in it for as long as I live. May his 15 minutes end right now. Terrible, terrible movie. Waterworld was Oscar quality in comparison.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: Buttzilla

Originally posted by: ClueLis
Kung Pow

this is one of the funniest movies ever! you gotta look at it in perspective. they guy bought the rights to the movie and dubbed his voice in for 99% of the actors! hilarious!

It was funny for the first 10 minutes. Then it was PAINFULLY unfunny. Monotony, tedium, etc. Same old tired jokes. Personally I couldn't finish it, and I've tried twice (rented it once - oops - and once it was on TV). It was, somehow, even less funny than those naked gun movies.

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
hellboy should be up there too

I was planning on seeing Hellboy this week. Why do you think it's bad? It's gotten very good reviews.

 

[SuperTool]

Baseketball?

 

[Glitchny]

Originally posted by: SuperTool
Baseketball?

you will go to hell for that. Ilove basketball, never gets old to me, and WWS (watching it while stoned) cracks me up for hours

 

[Ausm]

The matrix (Had to be on Acid to enjoy this flick)


The Postman-Acid would not have helped


Sysadmin

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: Vic

Originally posted by: z0mb13
hellboy should be up there too

I was planning on seeing Hellboy this week. Why do you think it's bad? It's gotten very good reviews.

hmm I personally hate it, and 3 people I went with also hated it..

so its your call

 

[FelixDeCat]

I dont see why so many people liked Requim for a Dream. It sucked big donkey balls.

 

[Electric Amish]

I actually really liked Waterworld.

It's better than most anything with Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Ed Norton, Julia Roberts, or Richard Gere in it.

 

[Dedpuhl]

There are several movies mentioned that I really liked (Waterworld, FGF, etc).


Worst movies evAr:

Kung Pao
Brotherhood of the Wolf
Spice World
Jawbreaker
Dude, Where's My Car
The Way of the Gun

 

[josedawg]

Originally posted by: Wuffsunie
Guy, there are just SOOOO many to pick from, where does one even start?

Originally posted by: Chadder007
That...Scientology Movie with John Travolta smashes Waterworld to bits with its badness.... I dare not even say its name.

Well, that certainly is a good place.

Others would be Solaris, Freddy got Fingered (anything with Tom Green in it should be burned), Showgirls, Hardware (right on Pepsei! Damn, not only was it boring as hell, poorly lit and shot, with actors that couldn't act their way out of a bag, it was also a horridly written piece of drek) other stuff mentioned here already, most direct-to-video sequels like From Dusk Till Dawn 2 and Wes Craven's Dracula 2, the remade Planet of the Apes ("Damn you, Tim Burton! Damn you to hell!"), Lawnmower Man 2, McHale's Navy...

I think I'll leave it there.

I didn't think anyone would mention it, but I believe you're the first. Dusk Till Dawn 2 was the worst movie I have ever sat through. If you can believe this, they actually made a Dusk Till Dawn 3, also straight to video.

My list:
Dusk Till Dawn 2 (I would include 3, just because it follows 2, but I havent seen it, nor wish to)
Rollerball
Planet of the Apes (new one)
Battlefield Earth
Star Wars Ep. 1&2
The Postman
Congo

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: slag

Originally posted by: HappyPuppythe gods must be crazy (worst movie EVER imho)

Bah, you know nothing of movies!

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
How about this? Should offend most everyone

I've seen that. It's really short.

 

[Electric Amish]

Brotherhood of the Wolf???

You guys are NUTS! I just watched it again last night. Excellent movie!