What movies do you truly hate?

[Noriaki]

There's far far far to many to list. I'll try a few.

Titanic? Blah!!! Get over it, the @$%@!# ship sinks. The End. You need how many hours to tell me that? Love story my Arse, I've got a really annoying pimple on the back of my neck I like better than Leonardo De'Crapio. The only saving fact was that chicks nudie scene, but fortunately you can just download that, and save yourself the pain of the movie.

Bring it On was BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD, I saw that recently unfortunately.

The Alternate...that was so bad the guy that was suppose to be "The Alternate" called himself "The Replacement" despite the title.

Traffic. That was just depressing. Yes lets watch a 16 year old girl do to many drugs and get molested by her dealer, and then some dirty old man. Oh joy what a great movie. And the plot was very very very weak.

Hannibal...uhh..yeah ok. I was at least hoping for some gore...it wasn't even gorey at all. And there wasn't even a weak plot, there was just NO plot.

3000 Miles to Graceland...ouch...some decent action scenes...and Cox had a couple of cute outfits (or lack thereof) but all in all, cut the stupid girl out, and give us more machine guns, would have made a much better movie. The first half was pretty good. Started out all action, then it tried to get a romantic element, and failed horribly.

All in all the only good movie I've seen (that I hadn't seen before) in the last month was Gone in 60 Seconds (BTW it's not because of Angelina Jolie, though she does look much better blonde, though she's still not that attractive).

 

[wviperw]

Well, I would have to say that "Barney goes to school" was nowhere near as good as "Barney's Christmas"

 

[Bluga]

DINOSAURS.

The trailer gives everything away.

 

[BadNewsBears]

Biodome kicked a** especially the exploding coconuts

 

[Jarwa]

"Breakfast of Champions" with Bruce Willis....

MAJOR SUCK!!!

Horrible, just horrible.... :disgust:

 

[PhaZe]

dude wheres my car.

i was like dude wheres my 8 dollars


(joke jacked from a late show)
=P

 

[thraashman]

I fully agree with The Thin Red Line. What a boring piece of crap. I will never see that again.

The English Patient. Can't say I've actually seen it though, I could never sit through more than 10 minutes of it.

ANYTHING with Steven Segal in it. Talk about a bad actor.

And of course Titanic. Now whereas I am not a fan of DiCaprio (he was actually good in What's Eating Gilbert Grape though) He is not the reason I hate this movie. I hate this movie because it was 3½ hours long and contained maybe 30 minutes of interesting plot. It just kept going, 1 hour into I was praying for the ship to sink so I could go home. And I actually saw this in the theater with an incredibly gorgeous girl haning all over me, and I still wanted to leave ASAP.

And Mortal Kombat Annihaltion doesn't count, it was too crappy for words. I could stick a camera up my butt and make a better movie than that.

 

[novon]

8mm
seven
anything like that

 

[Supradude]

American Beauty

Cable Guy (love Jim Carrey, but this was stooopid)

Congo

many others, but mentally blocked out so i can never "accidentally" rent it from a video store

 

[yobarman]

The worst movie I've ever seen in the theatre was LOST SOULS. This movie sucked so much ass. So much ass I can't begin to put it into words.

Firestorm was terrible too. These 2 movies are the only two I've ever HATED.

 

[Hooobi]

Off the top of my head and in order from worst to suck:

Being John Malkovich
The Avengers
Thin Red Line

There was also some other movie with Antonio Bandaras and some Vikings that sucked.

I'm sure I could think of a few others...

H

 

[phatcow]

Crouching Tiger

 

[kami]

Whoever said "Heat" sucked must be under the influence of some type of narcotic.

Thin Red Line, John Carpenters Vampires, and Tremors 2 all sucked.

(Tremors kicks ass though! )

 

[josphstalinator]

The English Patient hands down!

 

[rhinox99]

13th warrior is suck

 

[Entity]

Cool World.

 

[RaDragon]

<< My fiancee wanted to rent Down to You with Freddie Prinze Jr. and Julia Stiles. Oh my goodness, this was the worse piece of crap that I have ever seen in my entire life. And I like teeny bopper movies in general, but I dont know why anyone would have wanted to watch this movie >>

-- funny you mention that. i like freddie prinze jr. but this is one movie that truly sucked! thank goodness we watched it during a free preview (STARZ!) otherwise, i wouldn't waste any money on seeing this movie.

 

[SpongeBob]

Wow, people don't like American Beauty, I though it was great. My contribution is Coyote Ugly, talk about a thin plot, I mean come on, throwing a couple attractive women in a film dosen't mean the story can suck.

 

[aceO07]

Final Destination &amp; Battlefield Earth :disgust:

 

[DoOLiE11]

that cindy crwford movie with steve baldwin

 

[brown234]

Some movie with Chris O'donnell and Rene Zellwegar(sp?), I think it was called The Bachelor. It was pure crap.

 

[dc]

wviperw: LOL.

 

[Entity]

<< My fiancee wanted to rent Down to You with Freddie Prinze Jr. and Julia Stiles. Oh my goodness, this was the worse piece of crap that I have ever seen in my entire life. And I like teeny bopper movies in general, but I dont know why anyone would have wanted to watch this movie >>



Heh. I went to see this in the theater with the g/f. During the movie, someone actually audibly mumbled &quot;this is the worst movie I've ever seen,&quot; followed by someone else's &quot;could they have made a worse movie?&quot; We all laughed through it - it was by far one of the worst I've ever seen. Thanks for the memories.

Rob

 

[Delusion2001]

disney movies...

 

[WetSprocket]

The Cell, The World Is Not Enough(worst Bond Movie), Highlander 2, Feeling Minnesota, Stop or My Mom Will Shoot.