He,he. What's next?
Actually, I have the smallest feet, "relatively" speaking. 11-12s depending on the brand. My youngest son wears size 14, which are hard to find. My oldest son wears size 13. My wife wears size 11 and she has very wide, potato farmer feet. My 12 year old daughter already wears a size 10 women's shoe, and she hasn't had her growth spurt yet.
It ain't the feet, but the soul that has the meat.