John Connor
Lifer
- Nov 30, 2012
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I remember walking home, and these 3 girls jumped me. They wanted SEX!
Oh. I tried to run. I did. They threw me to the ground and ripped off my clothes. It's X rated stuff next, so I'll just stop here.
The song they played was "hello" by Lionel Richie.
I remember when I felt someone grabbed my nuts in the pool. Then she popped out of the water and smiled...