What to buy for...

[Lord Evermore]

...toolgirl.

Basically I need ideas for something really weird but still useful or interesting. So far we have: macaroni art, which I can't find anywhere online and I can't make my own; a large poster of me naked (or one of those pictures that's made up of small pictures); horse riding equipment; or "adult toys".

Only one of the above is reasonable (you guess which one).

So, gimme some ideas.

Reason for this: just feel like doing it.

 

[Regine]

Oh, you little weasel!

I told you that one thing is enough. Now stop buying me stuff!





PS: I had to say that stuff out of curtesy, of course I will always be willing to accept generous gifts

 

[Napalm381]

Officially, engagement gift I suppose.

Unofficially, because he's an obsessed stalker.

 

[Lord Evermore]

She's already got one of those. But not from me, keep in mind. I'm just the obsessed stalker.

 

[Jfur]

I think toolgirl secretly desires a 50-node Beowulf cluster

 

[Lord Evermore]

Well, once I have one for myself, I'll see about getting a second one for her. Besides, I think napalm would gank all over it before she could use it.

(You figure out what gank may mean.)

 

[Lord Evermore]

Okay, now all you people that are awake now instead of at 3AM, got any ideas?

 

[johneetrash]

food everyone likes food

 

[bacillus]

how about a nice teddy??

 

[Lord Evermore]

Hmmm...dunno if she's into stuffed animals, but that's an idea...maybe not a bear though.

If you meant the other kind of teddy, well, I'm not going to get to enjoy it personally (though there may be pictures, who knows), and if napalm wants THAT sort of thing he can do it himself...

 

[MrCodeDude]

I can make Macaroni Art I'll get back to you. I also do GREAT finger paintings.. heh heh
-- mrcodedude

 

[Soybomb]

I'd tell you, but with the stuff I'm thinking I'd either get banned or a remote ass kicking

 

[cavingjan]

How about a Linux fish? or a cool bat house?

 

[Regine]

<< I can make Macaroni Art I'll get back to you. I also do GREAT finger paintings.. heh heh
-- mrcodedude >>



Ohhhhh - I like finger paintings

 

[Lord Evermore]

Hmm...maybe a bat.... :-D

Soybomb gave me a supreme idea. I'm glad it was via PM since now she won't know till she gets it.

This can be pretty much a never-ending thread, by the way. Or at least till I run out of money.