What to do when I girl touches you?

[RussianSoldier]

After reading the other thread, I remembered having a similar incident.

I was eating lunch at my workplace, and a female staff member asked if the seat next to me was taken. I grunted, indicating that it wasn't, and she sat down - ignoring the 34 other open seats. She starts talking to me about problems with her computer, and she'd like me to come take a look at it and see if I could fix it.

The next thing I know, she has her hand on my leg, and is massaging it, moving ever upward. All of a sudden, my head is filled with WTF, and I quick said "I need a straw" and promptly got up to get one. As I'm going to get a straw, I realize that I don't even have anything to drink. I get the straw and return back to the table. The co-worker is still sitting there. I felt like such a n00b...

I think I could have handled it better...

 

[nick1985]

0/10


if this is not a knock-off of skywalkers66 thread, then my advice is to DHITB

:beer:

 

[Orsorum]

Say in a loud voice "UH OHHHHH" and run to the bathroom clutching your crotch.

 

[RussianSoldier]

its a true story...

 

[oniq]

Eh. 1/10

 

[Kipper]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Say in a loud voice "UH OHHHHH" and run to the bathroom clutching your crotch.

Thank you for the quasi-Family Guy reference.

 

[moshquerade]

what a bullsh*t story

 

[loup garou]

Parody instaban, please.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: MadCowDisease

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Say in a loud voice "UH OHHHHH" and run to the bathroom clutching your crotch.

Thank you for the quasi-Family Guy reference.

Teh winnar!


Quick one, too.

 

[RedPickle]

:thumbsdown:

 

[white]

this sucks

 

[RussianSoldier]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
what a bullsh*t story

Actually, it happened to a friend of mine...not me

 

[frankierx]

Originally posted by: nick1985
0/10


if this is not a knock-off of skywalkers66 thread, then my advice is to DHITB

:beer:

what is the skywalker6 thread? what does that last word mean D something B?

 

[GroundZero]

you need to grow some balls...
with such a blatent pass at you all you could was run?
you are sure to be alone for ever if you are that scared of girls...

 

[dighn]

u die u go to hell and u die

 

[warcrow]

OMFG! What are you....12? Jeezus lol!

 

[fs5]

uh.. skywalker's parody thread was 100 times better..
oh wait, that wasn't a parody thread HAHAHAHAHA

 

[RedPickle]

Originally posted by: dighn
u die u go to hell and u die

Gj at the chinese man.

 

[frankierx]

Originally posted by: RussianSoldier

Originally posted by: moshquerade
what a bullsh*t story

Actually, it happened to a friend of mine...not me

Oooohhh, so you do admit of storytelling then

 

[bleeb]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Say in a loud voice "UH OHHHHH" and run to the bathroom clutching your crotch.

 

[anxi80]

just be grateful that she didnt say: "i'm gonna try something now, but if you don't like it, let me know...stick out your left hand"

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: RedPickle

Originally posted by: dighn
u die u go to hell and u die

Gj at the chinese man.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: RussianSoldier
I grunted, indicating that it wasn't

All of a sudden, my head is filled with WTF

I quick said "I need a straw"

for those three lines, I award you a 6/10.

 

[jbWHO]

tell her that you are gonna post this incident on atot?

 

[suklee]

:thumbsdown: