What to write on card?

[BlueSkyzz]

Seriously, I'm terrible when it comes to these kinds of things.

 

[Canai]

Uh, "Merry Christmas" ?

"Your present is in my pants" ?

"My present is in your pants" ?

 

[BlueSkyzz]

lol, that probably would not work

something sentimental would be nice

 

[Canai]

"May the warmth of Holliday cheer fill your heart and your pants" ?

I think you should just start from "pants" and then go from there.

 

[CraKaJaX]

If you need to ask this question, god help you.

 

[Canai]

How about
"I have a very important question I've been meaning to pop for a while.












Have you seen my pants?"

 

[Audiotherapy]

1. you cut a hole in a box 2. put your junk in that box...

 

[thraashman]

Christmas is a time we spend with those that mean the most to us. That you choose to spend this time with me means more to me than I can express. I want you to know just how important you are to me. Being with you has made me so happy. This may be our first Christmas together but I intend to make sure it is not our last.

Love,
BlueSkyzz

PS. I have a boner

 

[cKGunslinger]

"I love you so incredibly deeply and madly. You are my world, my everything. You can do no wrong. Say you get wasted and 'accidentally' sleep with 3-4 guys at a party one night - I'll forgive you. Hell, I'll even apologize for not giving you enough attention and buy you an expensive gift. Yep, I'm a genuine sap. Feel free to walk all over me."

 

[slackwarelinux]

Some permutation of this.

 

[Jhill]

Merry Christmas,

Is the threesome with your sister still a no?

Just wondering,
Love BlueSkyzz

 

[mrrman]

PS. I have a boner[/quote]

LOL

 

[BlueSkyzz]

"This may be our first Christmas together but I intend to make sure it is not our last."

I like that, that may work

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: BlueSkyzz
"This may be our first Christmas together but I intend to make sure it is not our last."

I like that, that may work

How long have you been together?

 

[thraashman]

Originally posted by: BlueSkyzz
"This may be our first Christmas together but I intend to make sure it is not our last."

I like that, that may work

If this gets you some you have to make her scream my name!

One of these days I'll have to figure out a way to make my ability to spout bullshit like this actually work to get me some.

 

[BlueSkyzz]

Originally posted by: thraashman

Originally posted by: BlueSkyzz
"This may be our first Christmas together but I intend to make sure it is not our last."

I like that, that may work

If this gets you some you have to make her scream my name!

One of these days I'll have to figure out a way to make my ability to spout bullshit like this actually work to get me some.

lol, you got it thraashman

 

[Jeff7]

The Force will be with you. Always.

 

[BlueSkyzz]

"Here's to spending many more christmas' with you."

How's that?

 

[thraashman]

Originally posted by: BlueSkyzz
"Here's to spending many more christmas' with you."

How's that?

I've always been one for being romantic and long winded when I give a card to someone I care about. It REALLY drives the message home. But that's not bad. It just sounds more like a toast than something you put in a card.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Might be cheesy as hell but how about, "You're the star that goes on top of my Christmas tree."

 

[rezinn]

How about,
"I don't care enough to think of something to say to you on this card, so I asked on an internet forum and they said TTIWWP."

 

[thraashman]

ooh ooh I got a good one

<Lyrics to Silent Night>
"Fuck having a Silent Night tonight, I wanna hear you make some noise on while on my cock!"

 

[BlueSkyzz]

Originally posted by: rezinn
How about,
"I don't care enough to think of something to say to you on this card, so I asked on an internet forum and they said TTIWWP."

I'm sure she would love that! lol

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: rezinn
How about,
"I don't care enough to think of something to say to you on this card, so I asked on an internet forum and they said TTIWWP."

But no one has said that ye...DAMMIT! We are slipping!

 

[BlueSkyzz]

Originally posted by: thraashman
ooh ooh I got a good one

<Lyrics to Silent Night>
"Fuck having a Silent Night tonight, I wanna hear you make some noise on while on my cock!"

thats gotta be the best one I've ever heard!!

thanks for all the suggestions, that's all I need.

ciao