What will your headstone say when you go?

[amdhunter]

Mine will say:
Banned From Life.

 

[SunnyD]

Attention Whore. That's why I have this headstone.

 

[jhansman]

If you can read this, you are too close.

 

[DesiPower]

Aren't you supposed to be cremated and ashes dumped over the apple store?

 

[Ausm]

 

[Mixolydian]

I really don't care what happens after I die.

 

[SlitheryDee]

"Oh fuck it"

 

[sourceninja]

Well, providing my family didn't donate me to science as I've requested, I guess "All dressed up with nowhere to go"

 

[MetalMat]

Metalmat's last words

"Hey everybody, watch this!"

 

[Tweak155]

"Hey, how'd I get here?"

 

[Scotteq]

"He went peacefully, in his sleep.

...not screaming in terror, like his passengers..."

 

[shortylickens]

he was short, he licked, that is all.

 

[IronWing]

Just engrave an unsolvable sudoku on it and call it good.

 

[BudAshes]

"Do not disturb"

 

[amdhunter]

"He went peacefully, in his sleep.

...not screaming in terror, like his passengers..."

That's messed up...lol

 

[Dulanic]

Nothing. Cremation ftw no bugs eating my eyes.

 

[her209]

You really do poop yourself before you die.

 

[69Mach1]

I've discussed the possibility of having the gravestone carved to match my butt, and inscribed with the the words "To all who disagreed with me, KISS HERE"

 

[BoomerD]

Oh Shiii...

 

[TwiceOver]

I hope nobody is stupid enough to buy me one. Burn me. Get a 2 for 1 deal if you can, I don't care I'm dead.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

I think I will just go for being dust in a can.

 

[Heller]

i want to be cremated, but if i had to go down in a casket i sure would like it if my family through a nice fat doobie of the finest 'erb they could find at the time to put in the casket with me, then an inscription young,dumb,and full of cum along with "just blaaaze" around the edges

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Dave
Qty: 1
Cond: Dead

Refresh Status?: Y/N

 

[BlitzPuppet]

"Valued soldier of the Waffen Poodle SS"

 

[SamQuint]

In case of Zombie Apoclypse please dig me up.