Dear U.S. citizen
So, it turns out that al-Qaeda has not been defeated. In fact, its operatives want to kill you.
Mainly, they want to kill you if you happen to be in one of the following 21 countries. Also, by the way, they want to kill you in the U.S., but right now lets not talk about that, and focus on the immediate threat. We dont know where, when or how al-Qaeda is going to try to kill you probably August, if it makes you feel any better.
In the past, al-Qaeda terrorists have targeted planes, trains, and automobiles, as well as large buildings, and small buildings. Also, boats. Our suggestion is that you not leave your hotel. And stay out of the lobby! Lobbies are dangerous.
Actually, come to think of it, al-Qaeda has also targeted hotels in the past, so maybe you should just leave your hotel now, but through the kitchen, or the service entrance. But try to avoid people, and also places where there are people, once you have left your hotel.
If you want to come home, please do so, but just be very careful at the airport.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.