Originally posted by: Isla
Originally posted by: kranky
They want a chocolate-covered millionaire with an armload of new shoes.
You just described the perfect man!
Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: Atomicus
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
I find a lot of validity in this post except your conclusion. Even with all of your undivided attention there is still no pleasing a woman. It's not humanly possible.
I must concur. The devil that runs on AA batteries > Man :evil:
Man < The devil that runs on AA batteries < The devil that runs on D cell batteries :evil:
Lets not even get into the "plug it into the wall" category
Originally posted by: jjones
Give it up; you'll never figure it out. Women don't even know what women want.
Originally posted by: Isla
Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: Atomicus
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
I find a lot of validity in this post except your conclusion. Even with all of your undivided attention there is still no pleasing a woman. It's not humanly possible.
I must concur. The devil that runs on AA batteries > Man :evil:
Man < The devil that runs on AA batteries < The devil that runs on D cell batteries :evil:
Lets not even get into the "plug it into the wall" category
Hey now, to some guys, those are also known as 'time savers'. They also keep you from getting a repetitive motion injury.
Originally posted by: jjones
Give it up; you'll never figure it out. Women don't even know what women want.
Originally posted by: Lazy8s
Hehe Isla you don't count as a woman. After your comment about how to keep your husband happy yesterday you count as perfect, I think you may be the only exception.
As for the rest of you, you can think what you want about girl and I'll just keep on preeching what I know to be true. How many of you have ever been invited to spend the weekend drinking with 7 gorgeous women? How many of you regularly go on 5 dates in 4 days with 5 different women? How many of you have ALSO had a relationship longer than 2 years? Either way you want it, dating models, dating validictorians from major schools, sports buffs, long term relationships or playing the field I am unbelieveably sucessful. My female friends joke about how I can't go anywhere without getting a number or hit on and having girls that like me with me, they joke about my "herum"(sp?). My trick? Give them all the attention they want in the beginning and they are hooked.
Skepticism may be your weapon of choice but if we went to a club togeather you might be singing a different tune.
Originally posted by: Lazy8s
I know what women want. It's easy and NO guy ever gets it. All you imitators step aside.
Women want one thing: Attention, and all they can get.
They always want your attention, they want you to work less, listen more, talk all the time, cudle, not watch TV, not hang out so much with your friends, stop playing video games etc. etc.
When they say they want jewelery what they want is something that is going to make other people give them attention. Hence why they want that big diamond, so that everyone looks and they get all the attention.
The big wedding? It's because that's "their day" translation: they get all the attention of everyone.
The annoying expensive planning of the wedding? Everyone asks about it, wants to see stuff, they get to bother you, their parents talk to them about it, it's probably the most attention they get in their entire life.
They don't want to hae sex as much as us? Duh, talk about getting your attention If they with hold it enough we turn into babbling, drooling, begging morons. It's the easiest way to get attention.
1000 shoes and way too much clothes? All attention grabbers. If they had 5 shirts, 2 pairs of boxers, 2 pairs of sox and 2 oairs of pants like us people wouldn't notice all their new outfits and they would get less attention.
That's what it's all about for them is attention. They can call it "feeling loved" or "knowing you care" or whatever they want to but what it boils down to is women want all the attention all the time. End of story.
If you want women to love you lavish on the attention, if you want to test my theory give your girl 10% less attention than you do on a normal day and see what happens, just watch how much you hold back or it's gonna be a fight. No woman is different, there IS no exception. VBarying degrees? Yes but women are attention whores and there's no way around it. The simplest way to please a woman is give her your undevided attention and they will be happy....well, as long as they get everyone else's as well.
LOLOriginally posted by: Brutuskend
Basically, this sums it up.
Originally posted by: Amused
You're going to end up playing bitch to your woman. I almost feel sorry for your future.
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Why bother with that, just purchase yourself a more comfortable leash.
I hate pussy whipped guys.
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
I find a lot of validity in this post except your conclusion. Even with all of your undivided attention there is still no pleasing a woman. It's not humanly possible.
Originally posted by: jjones
Give it up; you'll never figure it out. Women don't even know what women want.
Originally posted by: ohtwell
Though most of that isn't true of all women, it was funny to read!
: ) Amanda
Originally posted by: Atomicus
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
I find a lot of validity in this post except your conclusion. Even with all of your undivided attention there is still no pleasing a woman. It's not humanly possible.
I must concur. The devil that runs on AA batteries > Man :evil: