What would a FPS with Jesus be like?

[her209]

What weapons and arsenal would he have?

 

[CrackRabbit]

GOD MODE!

It would be like Rise of the Triad's God Mode. You are 10ft tall, bulletproof and shoot balls of light that incenerate anything they touch.

 

[Lonyo]

Love and prayer.

 

[sonz70]

He would accuse Satan of hacking

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Post area reserved

 

[eigen]

You would be easy to defeat.

Few nails and a 2 2x4's and you are done.

 

[illusion88]

Chatty bitch should get on IRC if he wants to talk.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Holy rocket launcher FTW!!!

 

[bandana163]

It would have some spectacular nail effects.

 

[Orsorum]

Holy hand grenade!! :Q

 

[roguerower]

Take Neo in the matrix and give him unlimited ammo and weapon choice. He would pull the gatling gun from the huey out of his jacket.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Wasn't there a mod for some old FPS (Quake1 or 2?) where you played Jesus and killed people with big wooden crosses or something? Some Christian group threw a big fit about it. Was trying to find a link but couldn't come up with anything but a lot of "Christian Gaming" sites lol.

 

[MagicConch]

Originally posted by: eigen
You would be easy to defeat.

Few nails and a 2 2x4's and you are done.

but then you'd brb again and again until they ran out of ammo.

 

[overst33r]

he would walk over water...that cheater!

 

[Eureka]

Isn't that painkiller?

Norm

 

[kamper]

Originally posted by: eigen
You would be easy to defeat.

Few nails and a 2 2x4's and you are done.

:shocked: I want to be offended by that but I'm a sucker for sacreligious or otherwise perversely rude humour :laugh:

 

[SleepWalkerX]

Originally posted by: kamper

Originally posted by: eigen
You would be easy to defeat.

Few nails and a 2 2x4's and you are done.

:shocked: I want to be offended by that but I'm a sucker for sacreligious or otherwise perversely rude humour :laugh:

I just Laughed Out Loud. :laugh:

 

[igowerf]

A couple related links:

Catechumen

Wallhacks

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
GOD MODE!

It would be like Rise of the Triad's God Mode. You are 10ft tall, bulletproof and shoot balls of light that incenerate anything they touch.

god that game ruled.

 

[HN]

GTA: East L.A. Vatos Locos

 

[MangoTBG]

The game already exists.

 

[BFG10K]

See the South Park episode where he teams up with Santa.

 

[Fingolfin269]

It would put a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Holy $hit!' when Jesus comes blazing around the corner.

 

[klah]

http://www.gamespot.com/news/2005/08/01/news_6130117.html

Spot On: God games come of age
...
Like Moore, Jesse Rapczak also has his mind on the apocalypse, but for a different reason. He wants to create a game in the mold of the Battlefield series that pits Christians and Jews against the forces of the Antichrist. Yes, it's a first-person shooter, and yes, it would be an M-rated Christian game.

The game has no title as of yet, but it's code-named Apocalypse. What sets it apart is that it's story-driven and would have dynamic mission objectives that would be randomly generated as you play. For instance, those on the Christian/Jewish side may suddenly find themselves trying to protect fleeing civilians, while the demonic players would be tasked with eliminating them.

 

[imported_motodude]

Play me and you will find out!!!:evil: