Brad Pitt.
Girlfriend *watching Legends of the fall*: That Brad Pitt is SOOOO FINE!
Me*looking at dog, holding dog's face in hands*: Oh no you're not...you're ugly Brad...OH yes you are...OH YES YOU ARE...Good Brad...yea...good Brad...you're a good Brad aren't you? Yes you are...YES YOU ARE! You're ugly though, aren't ya? Yes you are...OH YES YOU ARE...Give daddy a kiss! Show momma how ugly you are, Brad....atta boy
Girlfriend: I'm going to kick your ass, Paul.
Sigh...
For the reals though...if I had a bloodhoung...I'd name it discovery channel...stupid Blood Hound Gang...getting their stupid songs in my head....SICK EM, BRAD er...Discovery...I meant Discovery...HONEST!
Another weird rambling brought to you by the eccentric.
Paul