What would happen if everyone who posts on AT lived in the same town?

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

Well, as long as there are enough moms in our town, Alky will have something to do at night.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

I'd try to hook up with geek babe. She's probably a fox.

 

[Perknose]

And there would be the P&N-bar fights every day all day.

Complete with wild, roundhouse air slaps and the high-pitched screams of the pocket-protector crowd in heat.

 

[Perknose]

Mods would be cops, and rarely do anything. Not so different to today, in fact

Alright buddy, let's see your license and registration. Now! Pull it out and put it in my hand! Wait . . . let me rephrase that!

 

[CraigRT]

I'd probably only be friends with the resident MTBers on here, I don't seem to have anything in common with anyone else. Well maybe some of the ATG'ers too.

 

[Svnla]

The town would be in violation with the EPA because of all the excessive hot air from too much braggings.

 

[Kaido]

Movie night at Yoyo's house!

And I'd have to mooch off Rossman every time he went to Costco :awe:

 

[Red Storm]

There'd be a lot of houses for sale as I'm sure a lot of people would immediately move out.

 

[poopaskoopa]

There'd be a lot of houses for sale as I'm sure a lot of people would immediately move out.

And the people who would buy these homes would undoubtedly pay for it with cash because debt is for suckers/dumbasses and terrorists.

 

[Puppies04]

I'd probably end up in a ditch somewhere or in jail most of the time.

I fail to see how this differs from reality?

 

[biostud]

We all live in the global village

 

[natto fire]

The better question: what is the topography and climate of this hypothetical city and 75 mile radius around it?

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Phoenix winters, Portland summer. Deal?

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Zane Johnson would be our resident dealer, and spaceman would be out city philosopher.

 

[JulesMaximus]

If baboons masturbating for cameras was porn, it wouldn't be allowed on YouTube. It's spelled bestiality, btw, emphasis on best intended.



But I'm not black, or even amdhunter-black. :hmm:

You're the expert. :awe:

 

[JulesMaximus]

Every night, someone is going to die - every day someone is going to get lynched.

And there would be the P&N-bar fights every day all day.

In reality, nothing would happen because none of us would ever leave our parents basements.

 

[Fritzo]

If everyone lived in the same town, half of the people would be dead from arguments over grammatical errors.

 

[dighn]

If everyone lived in the same town, half of the people would be dead from arguments over grammatical errors.

grammar is serious business

 

[aaksheytalwar]

ID be in usa

 

[Jeff7]

If everyone lived in the same town, half of the people would be dead from arguments over grammatical errors.

But, it would only be the half which deserved it.:sneaky:

 

[brianmanahan]

if you discuss politics/computers/cars anywhere besides the courthouse/electronic store/car dealer, you will get thrown in jail