What would happen if everyone who posts on AT lived in the same town?

[jupiter57]

99% men. no thanks.

You, me, and a handful of others.
The rest, it would be heaven on earth!

(Disclaimer: I'm no "homophobe", I'm just trollin'):biggrin:

 

[manimal]

there would be a soc clique and a greaser clique. I wonder who would lose it first. Who do you guys think would be the first to go postal?



A dance fight would be epic.

 

[Red Squirrel]

BMW service dept would always be booked solid.

 

[x-alki]

There would be a well armed security force

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

They'd suck bandwith like poison is drawn from a wound.

 

[mcurphy]

You'd have to stay off of a lot of lawns.

 

[LikeLinus]

There would be terrible cell phone service due to all the people abusing the hell out of their grandfathered unlimited data plans.

How exactly do you abuse something that is unlimited? What an idiot.

 

[dighn]

everyone will pitch in to get fibre
daily sacrificing of christians to the FSM

 

[renz20003]

A town hall meeting would be trolled by the rice cooking machine gang.

 

[Heller]

id be the towns go to guy, foe black market connections... oh wait.. i not supposed to say things the fbi might raid me.


ok fbi you caught me

i got 36 pounds of pot growing/being clipped/and ready for sale. come and get me!

 

[Jeff7]

There would be a twin town very close by, simply known as ****, but no one ever speaks of it, despite it being an oft frequented destination.

 

[sixone]

There would be a twin town very close by, simply known as ****, but no one ever speaks of it, despite it being an oft frequented destination.

...and every so often, when the wind blows just right, the stench wafts thru the air.

 

[natto fire]

There would be a twin town very close by, simply known as ****, but no one ever speaks of it, despite it being an oft frequented destination.

OK, I am now genuinely intrigued by this forum, and I am assuming it is not tee-eff-enn-enn, but one of the sites to come after that great place's dissolution. sWhat is the backstory, and were their two .info sites after the splintering of a splintering? I tried to keep up on forum drama for lots of years, but cheap games on Steam easily took the time I spent there.

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

...and every so often, when the wind blows just right, the stench wafts thru the air.

Ours, or theirs?

 

[sixone]

Ours, or theirs?

Absolutely!

 

[2timer]

A town hall meeting would be trolled by the rice cooking machine gang.

bwa ha ha ha the rice cooking machine gang, lol

 

[davmat787]

Daily fights would ensue over proper tipping practices.

 

[mugs]

Spidey would kill all of us in self defense. "Good shoot."

 

[iamwiz82]

I'd move to the forest and live in self-imposed exile so that no one could uncover my darkest secret.

We all know you are jerboy.

 

[SmoochyTX]

We all know you are jerboy.

Ahhh jerboy. LOL!

 

[DrPizza]

id be the towns go to guy, foe black market connections... oh wait.. i not supposed to say things the fbi might raid me.


ok fbi you caught me

i got 36 pounds of pot growing/being clipped/and ready for sale. come and get me!

Quoted for potential hilarity.

 

[Jeff7]

...and every so often, when the wind blows just right, the stench wafts thru the air.

Just enough to mask the acrid, depressing aroma of a thousand faps.

OK, I am now genuinely intrigued by----absolutely nothing worth mentioning.

Damn straight.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Quoted for potential hilarity.

Hiya DrPizza!

 

[IronWing]

I'm going to run the liquor store. :sneaky:

 

[Mixolydian]

I'm going to run the liquor store. :sneaky:

Better have decent wine.