:shocked: HELL YES. reading that alone almost set me off.Originally posted by: RossMAN
Touch my LCD with their greasy unwashed germ infested finger coated with Dorito's dust.
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Something that qualifies my punch as self defense.
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: yovonbishop
All of the above.
Edit: I've only punched two people in the face. One being a kid who picked on me the entire fifth grade for not having money and I got sick of it. I elbowed him in the stomach, after which point he fell to the ground and I proceeded to punch him square in his stupid face. He's nice to me now when he sees me.
The second time was at a sleepover when a friend picked on my mother for being deaf, I hit her pretty good.
Please tell us you are a woman....
Originally posted by: RightIsWrong
Tell me Bush is a great president and that I am lucky to have lived under his reign.
Originally posted by: hanoverphist
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Something that qualifies my punch as self defense.
ditto. it takes a ton to make me toss a fist, ive been told i have infinite patience. but if i had to defend myself or a loved one, id punch the pope (if he were the one accosting my family).
Originally posted by: BudAshes
Spit on you? Punch your girlfriend out? Eat your sandwich?
Originally posted by: meltdown75
:shocked: HELL YES. reading that alone almost set me off.Originally posted by: RossMAN
Touch my LCD with their greasy unwashed germ infested finger coated with Dorito's dust.
TEH MONITOR IS NOT A TOUCH SCREEN K
*punch*
Originally posted by: arrfep
Originally posted by: BudAshes
Spit on you? Punch your girlfriend out? Eat your sandwich?
Woah...for a second there, I read " Punch your sandwich? Eat your..." :Q
Yeah, that'd make me punch someone.
nice :thumbsup:Originally posted by: 308nato
I can tell you what it took for my 12 year old son today.....vmail left for me at work from the principal mid morning that my presence was requested as my son was involved in an "altercation"....after swim class apparently their was some towel snapping in the locker room by another student (who is the twice held back bigger than the rest of the kids equivalent to Christmas Story's Scut Farkas character, but, I digress)
My typically reserved son (Tae Kwan Do black belt) who as far as I know has never laid hands on anyone in anger told the turd to stop. turd snaps him again, son told him he wasn't going to ask again, turd snaps him on the thigh again (large welt still present at this moment)......my son leg swept him and applied a strike to the nose as the turd was falling
Now, apparently there was much rejoicing among the rank and file as Farkas went down. The principal didn't seem to mind much either as the discussion was pretty high level and a one day in school suspension is the punishment (entire day spent in homeroom studying). I punished him with Baskin Robbins and the all glory is fleeting speech.
Originally posted by: moshquerade
push my little brother down on the playground. i think that's the only time (and likely will be the only time) i ever punched someone in the face. gave him a bloody nose too. That toddler will think twice next time!
My Manwich!Originally posted by: TruePaige
..My sandwich.
Right, it'd probably just involve, oh I don't know, steel nails, and many many thousands of volts. :light:Originally posted by: Rubycon
Absolutely nothing. I'm not violent.
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Right, it'd probably just involve, oh I don't know, steel nails, and many many thousands of volts. :light: