What would you do if aliens took you and put you in their zoos?

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: conjur
Masturbate constantly.

bingo

 

[cosine17]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Didn't this happen in "Slaughterhouse Five"?

I think some Joe Schmoe was kidnapped by aliens and put in a pen designed to look like a house, along with a supermodel. The aliens wanted to watch them mate.

first thing that came to my mind too. but i couldnt remember the name of teh book :x

 

[Mayfriday0529]

holy crap, free food, sleeping all day and no more damn credit card bills.... i'm in where to i sign up.

 

[Atomicus]

Start fapping and claim that it is "the nectar of the human gods" that oozes forth

 

[WhiteWonder]

zoo life would be sweet, not having to work, go to school. No pressures from social life.

 

[Monkey muppet]

it better have a 2mb> line

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: TheNinja
Without a doubt, my #1 activity would be tossing feces at the passers-by.

Yeah, seriously. I'd love to be stuck in a zoo.

All my food is brought right to me and there's gotta be a female to have sex with...

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: conjur
Masturbate constantly.

And throw feces.

So in other words you'd never notice the difference?

 

[monk3y]

I would be hoping that they would hook me up with food and a mate and I'll be all set.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
Mate with the female human specimens..

Totally, any thoughtful alien species would try and model our habitats for us, I'm thinking lots of video games, masturbation, and sitting around in my underwear browsing the internet.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: ManSnake
What would you do if aliens took you and put you in their zoos?

Masturbate furiously.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

I'm going to have to go with the generic "regress to primate roots, demand an attractive mate or five" thread of thought here.

- M4H

 

[Doggiedog]

There was a Twilight Zone or Outer Limits about something like that.

Very messed up story.

Found it:

http://www.scifilm.org/tv/tz/twilightzone1-25.html

 

[spidey07]

mate, mate a lot.

eat, eat a lot.

sleep, sleep a lot.

 

[Mo0o]

Ill help produce the first human bred in captivity

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
Mate with the female human specimens..

Totally, any thoughtful alien species would try and model our habitats for us, I'm thinking lots of video games, masturbation, and sitting around in my underwear browsing the internet.

So we'd see quite a few YAAIT (Yet Another Alien Imprisonment Thread) ?

YAAIT: The chicken here tastes like Tastey Wheat.

 

[joecool]

hope to get mated with a good looking female

 

Pee all over and masturbate a lot.

 

[Squisher]

My natural habitat better contain beer and a Lazyboy.

 

[skim milk]

just sleep and masterbate
nothing changed

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: Queasy
I can see it now....

"After numerous attempts to cajole the humans into breeding, we've realized that we need something called a female of their species."

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: Doggiedog
There was a Twilight Zone or Outer Limits about something like that.

Very messed up story.

Found it:

http://www.scifilm.org/tv/tz/twilightzone1-25.html

yeah

REPOST from b4 the internet!! Noob's

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Ill help produce the first human bred in captivity

There have been lots of humans bread in captivity thanks to you and your cracker ancestors! :|

 

[rubix]

i'd work every night at digging a hole or something to escape. in the daytime i'd write bad poetry and pretend i'm filing my tax return.

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Ill help produce the first human bred in captivity

There have been lots of humans bread in captivity thanks to you and your cracker ancestors! :|

There are humans made out of bread?!?!?