What would you do with a foot long shrimp?

[dawp]

Fire up the grill!!!

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/12/16/giant-cannibal-shrimp-worry-gulf-coast-watchers/?hpt=hp_c2

damn that ting is huge.

 

[vi edit]

That looks like a Reaper out of Mass Effect. We're doomed...Shrimp overlords are amassing army's off our coasts.

 

[Saint Nick]

Cannibal shrimp? D:

 

[surfsatwerk]

We can't kill it with fire... what can we do to stop such a menace?

 

[Gothgar]

omfg, wonder how they taste?

 

[Gothgar]

That would take a fucking whole stick of butter

 

[corwin]

Kill...uhh, I mean Grill it with fire

 

[KingGheedora]

How is a shrimp different than a lobster?

 

[corwin]

How is a shrimp different than a lobster?

Different species, anatomy, and taste..oh and size too

 

[Howard]

How is a shrimp different than a lobster?

In much the same way that alkemyst is different from CasioTech.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Shame it was not found on the Barbie :biggrin:

 

[feralkid]

 

[dawp]

Can you really call a 12 inch shrimp a shrimp? Isn't it kinda large to a 'shrimp'?

 

[Howard]

Can you really call a 12 inch shrimp a shrimp? Isn't it kinda large to a 'shrimp'?

fail

 

[Perknose]

Shame it was not found on the Barbie :biggrin:

I heard Barbie likes it at least a foot long, and that Ken comes up 12 full inches short.

 

[BoomerD]

Shit...that's just a snack...

http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2003/Feb/14/ln/ln01a.html

 

[Doppel]

kill with fire

 

[TallBill]

Run in fear...

 

[spidey07]

Shit...that's just a snack...

http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2003/Feb/14/ln/ln01a.html

Fookin Prawn.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

We can't kill it with fire... what can we do to stop such a menace?

Shrimp Etouffee is on the way!

 

[DrPizza]

Now you need some equally large crabs so that you can stuff the shrimp tail with crap meat. MMMmmmmm, love me some stuffed prawns.

 

[vi edit]

So how big of a piece of bacon would it take to wrap around that thing?

 

[pontifex]

Can you really call a 12 inch shrimp a shrimp? Isn't it kinda large to a 'shrimp'?

Shrimp - (the animal/food) - The name comes from the fact that they curl up. The word shrimp is derived from words meaning to contract/wrinkle/shrivel up.

Shrimp - (the adjective) - means small.

So a large or jumbo shrimp is not an oxymoron.

 

[dawp]

fail

Shrimp - (the animal/food) - The name comes from the fact that they curl up. The word shrimp is derived from words meaning to contract/wrinkle/shrivel up.

Shrimp - (the adjective) - means small.

So a large or jumbo shrimp is not an oxymoron.

with as many shrimps i used in that post and you took me seriously?

 

[Itchrelief]

Shrimp - (the animal/food) - The name comes from the fact that they curl up. The word shrimp is derived from words meaning to contract/wrinkle/shrivel up.

Shrimp - (the adjective) - means small.

So a large or jumbo shrimp is not an oxymoron.

Is there a related verb that describes the effect of cold on manhood?