in all seriousness though,
i plan to retire at 45.
my plans are as follows:
1. be able to travel (cheaply) for more than a couple weeks a year. would love to be able to camp in a national park for a couple of weeks, and do that a few times a year. along with possibly a vacation to somewhere else in the world once every few years.
2. work on open source or personal software projects. cant do it now because keeping everything straight at work consumes my mental cycles, but there are always a few things i would love to work on
3. as much golf and bike riding as i can possibly fit into the summer! and workouts at a gym 3 times a week
4. possibly teach a class related to comp sci at a local school/college
5. if i get bored, i would be open to contract work - 3 to 6 months of software development at a time for local companies.
basically, the goal is not necessarily to turn into a 70 year old dude at the age of 45. just want to be financially independent and able to live off %3 of my money, and not need to keep working at places i dont want to doing stuff i dont want to if i dont want to.