What would you say to Jesus if you met him?

[JackBurton]

I need you to mow the front AND the back lawn. And if you can throw in some edging for $20 that would be great as well.

 

[RaDragon]

I love you.

 

[dquan97]

Can you show me in detail how you created the universe?

 

[Analog]

THANK YOU

 

[Cobalt]

"Where the fvck have you been!?"

 

[Juno]

Can you name each star in the universe?

 

[DougK62]

Who shot JFK?

 

[JackBurton]

Why did you say the earth was flat and the Sun revolved around the earth in the Bible? And why do you always appear in tortillas and old ass grilled cheese sandwiches?

 

[dbk]

Did you ever talk to a fellow named George W. Bush?

 

[Kelemvor]

Originally posted by: AcidicFury
How's it hanging?

Doh, took my idea. heh.

 

[RightWinga]

Originally posted by: Ilmater
"What kind of egotistical fvck do you have to be to demand that I worship you every week just to get to heaven?"

You don't have to worship God. He gave you the choice to do so or not.

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: Ilmater
"What kind of egotistical fvck do you have to be to demand that I worship you every week just to get to heaven?"

LMAO

Ausm

 

[Juno]

Why am I here? I thought I am supposed to recarninate?

 

[AFB]

Originally posted by: RightWinga

Originally posted by: Ilmater
"What kind of egotistical fvck do you have to be to demand that I worship you every week just to get to heaven?"

You don't have to worship God. He gave you the choice to do so or not.

So wouldn't it be his fault if you don't?

 

[RightWinga]

Originally posted by: amdfanboy

Originally posted by: RightWinga

Originally posted by: Ilmater
"What kind of egotistical fvck do you have to be to demand that I worship you every week just to get to heaven?"

You don't have to worship God. He gave you the choice to do so or not.

So wouldn't it be his fault if you don't?

Why would it be His fault? That's the whole point of free choice. If He made Himself be clearly seen, we wouldn't have a choice would we?

Return of banned racist idiot jimikim.

 

[JackBurton]

Originally posted by: RightWinga

Originally posted by: amdfanboy

Originally posted by: RightWinga

Originally posted by: Ilmater
"What kind of egotistical fvck do you have to be to demand that I worship you every week just to get to heaven?"

You don't have to worship God. He gave you the choice to do so or not.

So wouldn't it be his fault if you don't?

Why would it be His fault? That's the whole point of free choice. If He made Himself be clearly seen, we wouldn't have a choice would we?

:roll:

 

[chowmein]

i would say "hey sup hey-zeus"

 

[xirtam]

Here's some water, make me a Sicilian Kess and let's talk about the good ol' days.

 

[glen]

"Are You the Expected One, or do we look for someone else?"

 

[Kibbo]

"Get a haircut. And how was Mary Magdalene between the sheets?"

 

[0roo0roo]

lots of your followers have become intolerant irrational ass hats. smite them

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Oh wait, god exists? :Q

 

[FFactory0x]

Wanna beer?

 

[Mucho]

Can you make me a bit taller?

 

[Schadenfreude]

Hey Jesus, I'm hungry - wanna go get soemthing to eat?