What would you say to Jesus if you met him?

[lavagirl669]

Is my Dad ok, and may I please speak with him for a little while for my Christmas present?

 

[SuperTool]

Is it Geesus or Hesus?

 

[0]

See you soon.

 

[Argo]

Jesus, could you microwave a burrito so hot that even you couldn't eat it?

 

[SagaLore]

Ask him if he would like to have a cup of coffee with me.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Ilmater
"What kind of egotistical fvck do you have to be to demand that I worship you every week just to get to heaven?"

You apparently have no clue what it takes to get into heaven.

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: tec699
just curious.

I would say:"Jesus, why some people are stupid and selfish"

 

[jmeis982]

I would ask him to confirm my belief that he died 2000 years ago to forgive me of ALL of my sins...and when he did....postal time :-D

 

[Babbles]

I would probably say: If you are back on Earth, doesn't that mean the world is about to end or something?

 

[bluewall21]

"Do you want a Gmail account?"

 

[Beau]

"Please fix my lysdexia"

 

[ajayjuneja]

"Can I have an autograph?"

 

[TheGeek]

Why?

 

[JulesMaximus]

I met Jesus this morning. He washed my car and I tipped him a dollar for doing an nice job on the wheels!

Edit-I said thanks as I got in my car and drove away.

 

[IEC]

Forgive me for my many sins.

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: ariafrost
Forgive me for my many sins.

:thumbsup:

 

[thereaderrabbit]

I have no idea. I have serious doubts that he spoke any English.

 

[bamacre]

Originally posted by: Ilmater
"What kind of egotistical fvck do you have to be to demand that I worship you every week just to get to heaven?"

Actually, two things. Jesus taught people how to pray to God, not Himself. And also, the true definition of "church" is, "two or more people together discussing/praying to God." It has NOTHING to do with bricks, a priest, nor money. So, hypothetically speaking, partaking in this thread can be considered going to church.

 

[Atomicus]

oh crap... is it too late to repent?

 

[bigredguy]

Originally posted by: ajayjuneja
"Can I have an autograph?"

...for e-bay

 

[TheGeek]

lol. i onder how much jesus's sig would actually go for...

 

[TheBDB]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I met Jesus this morning. He washed my car and I tipped him a dollar for doing an nice job on the wheels!

Edit-I said thanks as I got in my car and drove away.

 

[quizzelsnatch]

either "HE DOES EXIST" like those M&M commercials or... "OMGWTFBBQJESUSISBLACK"

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: quizzelsnatch
either "HE DOES EXIST" like those M&M commercials

LOL -that's what I was going to say :laugh:

 

[LtPage1]

"Who decided you were the son of God, you or whoever wrote a part of the Bible?"